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King Cobra (1999)
Things Learned From Watching "King Cobra"
19 April 2010 - 8 out of 9 users found this review helpful.
1) You can survive an explosion straight to your face and only suffer from a missing eye.
2) The "African King Cobra" exists, even if king cobras only live in Asia.
3) Aggression makes things bigger.
4) A king cobra/rattlesnake hybrid can spit venom, even if both species are incapable of doing so.
5) Rattlesnakes rattle when they're hunting. Screw being silent.
6) A king cobra/rattlesnake hybrid can make Jurassic Park Raptor noises.
7) Bullets do not affect a king cobra/rattlesnake hybrid at all.
8) A beer festival is way too important to mind the lives of innocent civilians.
9) Never trust people from you snake-hunting team, as they might mistake sleeping gas for toxic gas.
10) Expect the unexpected.
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