alexkebab Reviews

Days of Darkness (2007)

This movie exposes everything wrong in Quebec.

[10/10 · 20 June 2015]

This is not a rip off of American Beauty, but a rip off of Montreal.

The government of Quebec must make this movie mandatory to every immigrant before coming to Quebec because everything in it is 100% true. Our hospitals are horrible and inadequate filled with incompetent doctors, the elderly are treated very badly in nursing homes, the government wastes money in everything but efficiency, less and less people are getting married and affairs are the norm, our laws are retarded and city itself is riddled with depression. sex and alcohol. Our suicidal rates are one the highest and if you don't day dream about an escape, your already dead inside.

Fury (2014)

Retarded blood porno

[1/10 · 14 January 2015]

Take Saving Private Ryan and change Tom Hanks to Brad Pitt and this movie is the exact copy with same premise, same type characters, same ridiculous ending.

It is very evident director knows very little about WW2 or common sense tactics. I never knew the SS taught running around enemy tank is an effective counter strategy, neither was I aware that a a more powerful tank with far better range would blow its cover and charge forward for no apparent reason. It's also normal US crew killing 300 German soldiers in a few mins only to have a SS German soldier to have a change of heart and let the discovered last living crew member live. Yes it's that much retarded.

Brad Pitt should stop doing southern accents, it's as bad as his German and his movies.