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God Friended Me (2018)
Finally something original!
Really enjoyed the first episode. I am curious how it progresses.
Just imagine that you get a "add me" from God on social media and then get friend suggestions from that account and you start getting pulled into the lives of these strangers. Nice touch is also that Miles' father is a reverend and that he is atheist.
Reminds me a little of "Tru calling" where the protagonist also got to help some strangers by reliving a day over and over.
Magnum P.I. (2018)
Bad reboot of a old series
Too bad, I just binge watched the original with Tom Selleck. Loved it then - love it still.
This is for several reasons really bad. The script is bad, acting wooden, story line non-existent, stunts silly, and destroying 2 Ferraris in the very first episode ??? Last but not least why is Higgins a woman? What's with the flirting?
I don't understand why there are so many bad reboots of old series. Cancel it and produce something original for once!
Deception (2018)
Oh my, is that bad - I mean really bad!
Among the worst actors is Stephanie Corneliussen as the mystery woman, she should seriously consider speech therapy (and no - I don't mean the accent) and as acting classes obviously did not work - maybe a career change?
I have rarely seen a show that bad. Bad scripts, bad acting and nothing really original. In the last few years were much better shows on-air that were not continued just to produce such utter shi***?
Once Upon a Time: Hyperion Heights (2017)
That's it now - I stopped watching
I don't know what kept me watching that series. It became from season to season more and more ridiculous. But now it is really at a point where I am no longer wasting any time. I stopped watching this episode midway as it is neither entertaining nor does anything it make any sense anymore.
Again a curse and again Henry to the rescue and then he loses his memory and is stuck in a realm ... it goes back and forth between present and some fairytale world. A daughter he does not know about knocks at his door and tells him she is his daughter, yada yada yada ...
9JKL (2017)
I wish I could unsee it
What a terrible, terrible show. Should be cancelled at once.
What other shows have not been renewed or cancelled just that this utter crap could be produced? Who ever signed that off must have been on drugs.
I want the 22+ minutes of my life back!
The Revenant (2015)
Violence-glorifying, utterly disgusting film
And when you think that America has no other problems, they actually produce such a violence-glorifying, gory and disgusting film and promote it as a good, 12 Oscars deserving production. Should get 12 Raspberries instead.
. Worst motion picture ever produced . Worst performance Worst English actor with unintelligible accent uttering . Worst script . Worst directing . Worst everything (I can't even be bothered to look up what the nominations are for)
I wonder who slept with whom and how often to get all these Oscar nominations.
From start to finish there is no intelligent plot whatsoever. It is the same old "You did me wrong and I will get my revenge" theme. That little bit stunning nature they let you see is not making up for the utter ugliness of this film. DiCaprio robbing through the woods, bleeding, moaning and groaning, surviving in situations that not even Superman would survive. Seriously - that is all Hollywood can do?
The only one deserving of an Oscar would have been the bear, if he would just have finished off Hugh Glass within the first 30 min of the film and would therefore reduced my suffering by 120 min.
P.S. Charlotte Rampling, I think you got it all wrong, I bet there are at least 20 black actors (in maybe mediocre productions) who would have been more deserving of a nomination (and winning).
The Perfect Wave (2014)
Perfect letdown
I can't remember having ever seen such a bad acted film. Ever! Wooden acting throughout by all, really all, actresses/actors. Awful music choice. Too loud and too bad.
The no longer young man starts out to find his perfect wave. You don't know where from he actually starts out until they mention it way into the film. If I would have had that mother I would not have waited until I was 24 - I would have run away as soon as I could. Dear, she was either stupidly grinning or telling her story how she found Jesus, or crying or praying while crying and rolling on the floor. You sit there and watch and think what is that all about? I can understand a strong bond between mother and child, but that was so over-dramatic and inexplicable - it just left one wondering and hoping that they finish that scene soon.
Is that film just a way to sell religion? The end was seriously the worst choice in a film full with bad choices from the beginning. Why do you have to get the man who inspired the movie to get his 3 min of preaching time? And write the name of his church in the screen credits, should I go and donate money for a sequel? Join the club, because I converted?
Only watchable were the scenes with pure nature without any interruption by bad acting.
And who on earth casted the very untalented son of Clint Eastwood? That man should go and find a profession that does not involve talking to an audience.
This film proofs there is no god, she would never let us suffer that much.