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Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Cheese atop cheese
This movie was awful. One mushy scene led into the next, and the dialogue was lame, forced, and badly acted. The third Spiderman was nothing more than a pile of cheese. The audience is told to make the right choices in order to be the best person, and the characters continually forgive one another and become best friends all over again and again and gag me with a freaking spoon. The gratuitous hero shot with Spiderman swinging in front of a full screen shot of the American flag made me laugh out loud. This is a kid's movie, except that they also put in vicious violence and we see Spiderman hit in the face with a metal pipe among other things. I hate sounding like the snooty critic who can't find anything good to say, but I really have nothing but criticism for this movie. I can't believe anyone really liked it, and I can't understand why it's breaking box office records.
The Beast (1988)
Cold War ideology
The review of this film by whpratt1 is completely wrong. This film is not critical of the Mujahadeen, but rather shows them struggling to fight for their freedom. The Soviet army is the oppressive evil presence. This film was made during the Cold War, when Americans saw a line drawn in the sand between communism and capitalist democracy. In the film, the Soviets are clearly the bad guys, and the Mujahadeen are fighting the good fight. The main character comes to understand this during the film, finally telling his Soviet commanding officer that "we're the Nazis this time."
During the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan, the United States funded, supplied, and trained Mujahadeen forces. American stinger missiles were used to shoot down Soviet helicopters. The most famous Mujahadeen fighter trained by the United States would come to be Osama bin Laden. He would participate in the fight against the Soviet army, much to the approval of the United States. This film pays tribute to the Mujahadeen for valiantly defending themselves against America's enemy. The fact that the United States has invaded Afghanistan makes the film much more interesting to watch. It is ironic that these militants once praised by Hollywood are now our enemies. The lesson this film should teach us now, albeit inadvertently, is that we should be careful who we glorify and who we vilify. Humans will be humans, and will fight for what they *believe* is right, sometimes whether it actually is right or not.
Battlefield Earth (2000)
three yrs later, people still mad
this movie's reputation has incredible longevity. three years, and people still talk about how much it sucks. it might have been good if it had a different plot, different dialogue, different set design, different editing, and basicly had been filmed much differently. john travolta, may god have mercy on your soul. i only forgive you because of pulp fiction.