theoneandonlyjimmypage Reviews

Paul (2011)

You are what you read?

[13 December 2017]

Alien abduction could be funny! Who knew? Well this brash and as it were,actually horrible UNCLE KELBO like alien takes over our two comic book nuts' area 51 cheap tourist map tour that includes area 51 , Roswell and assorted wilderness adventure sites... a mad-cap well directed irreverent comedic adventure. There a couple of plot twists , and when it is just about to fall apart it nails it at dismount...not a quiver or bow out if place.Loved It.

The Dirty Dozen (1967)

This Movie is Hellish

[6 December 2017]

A band of miscreants up to no good. Drinking stolen Thunderbird...egging each other on with loaves of bread ...manage to commit enough war crimes in every scene long enough to get into a good old fashioned brawl...this movie would be a hoax to the warehoused who are prisoners and criminally insane.

The action falls apart like a moth in a blast furnace.Must not see.These later bunch of gangsters are sickening and a company of discarded scripts

lit.taking refuge... for these hooligans to create these paper dragons.(you wouldn't expect such a bad movie with all that fuss)

This Property Is Condemned (1966)

as night approach ...it came

[13 November 2017]

When gloomy blooms of what will be becomes an overwhelming, lonely , very lonely cloud... now; all gathered by its decorative string parts the meaning bless of each task becomes a mortal wound and its place a garden and its fountain... tears, memories, had story.Each event.Each well rehearsal. Each script.Each explanation, opportunity, crisis,tomorrow... Each either unacceptable fear or obstacles struck... So this is how this movie feels!

Modern Family (2009–2020)

Better Best

[7 October 2017]

When in Rome ... do as the Romans do. Have you ever felt compelled to try something ? Do you once in a while say something mean for effect because you heard that is what you got to do nowadays or- that ... Well , in the same way ya have to ignore all that too! That's the experience of the modern family...funny sad better OR worse.

Wonderland (2003)

To Be or Not To Be

[12 September 2017]

Every reality hangs in the balance.Issues with intelligence Agencies...Celebrities... Meet People:good & evil...WONDERLAND IS THE BOMB! Adventure,experience that it is intrigue and that it are bound by action and it seems the more questions you have the more answers that you have understood...good and evil trapped in a historical fiction wrapped around the absurd stuffed in a "film"..

Bizaardvark (2016–2019)

No Way!

[12 September 2017]

From Aesop to Lewis Carroll writers have had satire to quenched thirst(and to sate hunger) some people want to use quench for hunger or still...and even mistakenly for slake thirst , they want to use "shake thirst" and as it would follow "fry the hunger" (nobody says fry the hunger)...continuing: the dutch another French derived term- but I could go on & on & on...perhaps BIZZARDVARK is for you.it's funny , topical and full of teases and turn on's....watch it for the writing or for the characters soon you'll love - DeVor Ledridge is a Phenomenal .

Stuck in the Middle (2016–2018)

I wanna be stuck with you

[31 July 2017]

What a fabulous show!You know the memories that are being made, the laughter the tears! The acting is tight and an ensemble of belly laugh funny routines...Stuck in the Middle will be your next on your"favs"list. The Diaz family and their Snack Shack Band of Hooligans are gonna be of the most lovable collection of characters you'll remember...historic

Christmas Vacation (1989)

Every Christmas

[8 April 2017]

Watch the Clark Griswald family as they figure it out. The land of the free and the home of the brave. After 30 years this movie still is very funny. Take all of your experiences and multiply it up ...double 'em add some peter principles and glass ceilings and oh I don't know ...some sordid stories...that is involving ignoble actions and motives, arousing moral distate ...distate and contempt...national lampoon ... A-Z!Come One Come All.

School of Rock (2016–2018)

Really? What You want !

[27 March 2017]

If a matter of course , there are the somewhat illiterate who have wolf nip on their minds and on their breakfast plate and who rant and rave endlessly while those ridiculous claims;like bad acting resound! Innuendo? Morbid? Macabre? That'd be positive! These are not words in their vocabulary because they already cornered the market with their elliptical opposition to the established "Funny" School of Rock delivers lots of yucks titters and punchy humor yielding laughs and belly laughs because the characters are are are the funny funny stuff you want to know bi-coastal humor us still en'vogue!

Sleeper (1973)

The Orgasmatron & More

[16 March 2017]

Who would have thought that science would eventually tell us that the best things for "ya" are smoking cigarettes, chocolate and barbecued steaks? Who would believe a totalitarian world where everyone just goes along with, nobody caring about, anything? People have sex with orbs and chambers. Robots serve all. Dystopia!Your prophets beware...this movie is funny. Our only hope is i in a small minded health food clerk placed in suspended animation two centuries earlier.Woody Allen is at his Best.

Nickelodeon (1976)

What's the use of worrying?

[15 March 2017]

Nickelodeon is best to be for fans enjoyed . Enjoyed, and it will do. fortunes do! as it is about the early days of the movies. It's not a chronicle of one or two movie people, but all of them. It was a time in "the states" it was exploration, excitement and graphic art...bold bright flickering crazy strokes...they were madness, genius, fear, boldness. And truth .And lies. (Nickelodeon 1976) " What you're doing is giving them tiny pieces of time that they never forget"

Summer of '42 (1971)

Art

[15 March 2017]

Ha!It was the best of times it was the worst of times? Dick Clark had not yet invented teenagers.This is about discovering love and death. It waits for all. In our expectations, secrets, fears ...and our romantic sense of self. Self image when none was present. A film that will catch you up with every baby boomer from the greatest to the least.

Cybill (1995–1998)

Life Begins

[29 July 2016]

Life Begins.Yu are in the drivers seat...do you feel like you cant bear all of this following.It sometimes is a little baby learning experience.Familiar faces.Familiar places.Things that could never happen.Stuff you shouldn't do.Combined for fun.Sometimes its a torrid love affair.Sometimes a "long chain of events".the great and right on trendy stuff, wonderful memories, forgettable brushes with a lack of planning over whelmed by lack of output ....living breathing shared experiences...... A JOURNEY.and as we all know life is a journey not a destination.this is what I want!to see! To feel.Cybil, tho not the first of its kind may inspire you to start "living."

Best Friends Whenever (2015–2016)

Bill and Ted's Excellent ADVENTURE with Shelby and Cyd

[29 August 2015]

First I assume that you've seen Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure and that you have seen Best Friends Whenever...You see how it all rhymes. That is how I first hear it.Why don't we do Bill and Ted with females. The entire adventure without saying is underwritten by the future, and by Rufus, and of course Wyld-Styllyns. The future is about to again be complimented, tweaked, edited, and rewritten...this time- By two somewhat silly gals who are bound by a host of some Sci-Fi fall out And it all gave become able to. time travel. The future will never be the same!Shelby and Cyd are involved but not concerned, considerate but somewhat less than conscientious . They are fun loving lovable party animals who have the power of powers . ..that of influence over the course of history.That's some butterfly effect.Look out tomorrow here come laughing out loud, Oh My GOD, irrepressible coast to coast irresponsibility .

Kit Kittredge: An American Girl (2008)

the fall of promise

[27 July 2015]

Did you enjoy your Sunday afternoon.in the shade. Where were there was no one else for so long. Did you have a lot of ands and and until so much though. Did you get every thing that you want.

i want my movies to move me like love , like lovers, like nature, like dance... like terms for like means. Life in our story.us the great depression.the importance of such movies is the meaning we have torn off the branding irons flesh that branding iron,our hides...how can we understand another person without the movies we love! Those who say they do? do not. They pretend in silent dreadful terror.Kit Kittredge:an American girl

Planet of the Apes (1968)

Planet of the Apes : Sci Fi

[20 May 2015]

Science Fiction , being more than the sum of its parts, for the depths of depravity ... of technology, invention, industry culture wrought from Gods hand, invention is madness... in the way bucket equals fire-lab rat equals consumer.

So invention is bad. Science Fiction is good. Planet of the Apes , A SCI FI definition... What then is that greater sum of the parts ...as beyond classification i.e. planet of the apes gives us a strong warning about the space program ! And to our superlative spurious superfluous species: naught.

There are philosophical arguments...there are ways of bulldozing the people into a defensive mode and there also skeptics ploys and analysis by plays...republican nightmares hyperbole and concrete examples...alleged criminal acts torts and mysteries . Planet of the Apes has all this and lots if realized suspense . Are we doomed are we crazy or us it that some might say who are not people of ideas and concept but the subjected concrete reality of the experience.Please:Planet of the Apes!

K.C. Undercover (2015–2018)

SPY vs Spy vs Growing In America on Disney

[16 February 2015]

Take 1 part spy vs. spy , 1 part Disney , growing up and caring about the " important" stuff... well that is a great start. K.C. is up to the task. .. expertly done dialog and scene cutaway and after only 2 or 3 episodes the show caries itself like a seasoned veteran of an astonishing caliber . The story and plot and action moves brilliantly with funny funny side gags " like catch phrases" . The contrasts and differences between and among the players is great entertainment and feel good treasure packed ...like a giant mountain . ..or even two giant mountains. I found and am finding myself laughing and listening carefully to learn how the company or truer the player's character each think and react so then notice the chemistry & find the fun stuff, the good guy bad guy and deep people and beautiful people the sunshine and the astronomy buffs and all STARS.

Bella and the Bulldogs (2015–2016)

what is tougher than a bulldog? wait a minute nothing is tougher than a bulldog.

[5 February 2015]

You only live once. And in that one time you go around ... once . And you have to "grab all the gusto you can!" You have to make it count. Don't miss a thing. Have no regrets . Bella is a cheerleader and her Dream has always been to play football...and when the opportunity comes Up she grabs it. Way to go Bella . Be like Bella . She throws like a girl...because she is a girl...all girl and what a woman. DON'T MISS A SINGLE INSTALLMENT...OF BELLA AND THE BULLDOGS...Saturdays AT 9:00 P.M. ON NIK.

The new show already has 20 episodes in the can.That means finished and ready to view.What else would you want to know....the cast is sharp.The football knowledge is good. The High School Stuff is ACUTE AND ACCURATE . ENJOYMENT-MAXIMUM.Bella and The Bulldogs is The Best.

Smile (1975)

political beauty contest : SMILE

[26 January 2015]

I am afraid some film makers don t get the movie. Its about the horrible Contest Marketeers being replaced by even more horrible youth. Any backwater hill billy could run one of these things....but it takes a bunch of crooked double crossing city slickers with their just as horrible as can be lives to destroy all of them! A comedic dystopia...like SLEEPER or as GOOD AS GOLD or THE SHORT HAPPY LIFE OF FRANCES MACOMBER. How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? Better put by one of the film's spoken lines: " a boy can make touchdown passes to get money and a college education ....why cant a girl ( sort of ) get money by looking pretty and being cute or displaying a talent.... (etc. ) the movie might not like the third because & only because of the second , even BRUCE DERN is "accused " of being a G-d Damned beauty contestant...the political beauty contest has me looking for ASCHEURES,MORDECAI,HAMAN,AND ESTHER okay LIBERTY IS DEATH....how do astronauts handle all that pressure!.... BARBARA FELDON AND BRUCE DERN are the don t give a damn business people.....so is the son of the two and his also obviously latent homosexual friends as well as some of the evil girls..... the movie gets intense....like one of the girls getting mad at herself for being dumb enough to think she can ....oh..... win!? But thru it all at that it comes down to us perhaps it is if Young Hollywood PROFESSIONAL Mr French can or can t stop feeling sorry for himself...."good-bye miss young American miss" . Or we can leave it up to THE HAS BEENS...figure out the end game and pick between $ 500. 00 the LAW SUIT OR Rodeo For The Retarded .... and growing up at the speed of light.

AwesomenessTV (2013–2017)

awesome isn't everything

[17 December 2014]

I suppose some people don' t even get this show. This show is very easy to get. I, being more of an awesome t.v. than an Awesomeness TV person...must still come to the defense of the other...i am more other true but they are other and "you deserve a break today" kind of a way is how would call this contest.Zaney, Relateable , Sketch Comedy...watch this great throwback of show while such things are still this populated...otherwise you will have to find it like slapstick...only in the memory and accounts of nostalgia "enthusiasts". You know how sometimes keeping up with so called hip references can be a job rather than visual stimulation....that s kind of it. Supposed candid moments instead all , absolutely all is revealed. And at times when taken into the confidence of the PLAYERS we find out how right we are. It s a simple kind pleasure...not everything in life needs to be impossible.

The Night Before the Night Before Christmas (2010 TV Movie)

a fun one

[15 December 2014]

I think that i need to watch 100 Christmas STORIES EVERY Holiday season , so then- I do. My list will include the serious, the light, the Beautiful, the Sad, the Sentimental, the silly and the funny....Great Cast and funny premise....there's like a SNL feel to this almost sort of.Will or Won t it be watched above many of the other cute or fun X mas tales.....i think so because its sharp in the right way. That is a consideration, the knowledge many , many people also will tune in....Beautiful People....Crisp Dialogue...and yes it screams aw! Glad i watched this one it makes for perfect bed-y-bye! Twas the Night Before the Night Before Christmas.

100 Things to Do Before High School (2014–2016)

100 Things To Do Before Highschool

[20 November 2014]

On a growing list of fun shows! You, your kids, your friends, your kids' friends have a new show to try not to miss. You guys! The story is told as a memory of the young lady , C.J. , who is the heroine, her singing dream reveals some terrible truths about life, getting older, moving on and losing friends and associates dear to you in your youth... and she sets out to be rather than a victim of time -the master of the craft... via the first of 100 things to do before she , they , each , we , all get to be adult....the acting, actress and actors and the adults here are best, best, best. The action is nearly hilarious as the twists and turns, top notch.This may be the finest of silly and "moralistic" teen adventures as i tell you by way of prediction it shall grow on you. And you shall be glad for it.

The Naked City (1948)

whats art

[16 January 2014]

what is art as the tolstoy small book is bitterly or with clementine appeal ribald scalding scarlet red lettered packaged red herring detail report...what is art is not a lie...what is art is beauty and not the truth....i have found and i feel that it is possible to experience the real world with a second sight, a new point of view...and art that changes your point of view for a moment is what one might really really really want...i often do. the level of the abstract real situation and not real products has a cause and effect value as the supposed oppossites may;a bit the absurd as obtuse as if for information only....the elephant in the room as being the same elephant but a different elephant room may be a look at the first elephant to the impotent and a look at the impotent for all....of course one might be naked and a city.....but it shouldn t be at the hands of the little empreor (i.e.)but at the hands of time- strife with all mankind is what was and death screams over the bells of towers of the hills of the meadows...underneath the city lies a heart made out of stone and the city will yield no ground.

Lizzie McGuire (2001–2004)

LIZZY... MCGUIRE .....theboys are back in town vs:

[11 October 2013]

-like some old ancient shaking old crate of a rock and roll band name sake(near hit for thin Lizzy sometimes called tin Lizzy sometimes an old car brand) Lizzy McGuire will live on in rock history like patty duke Gidget and those Annette Funicello movies...the rest is-YOU

Lizzy You See has Her Own Waay Of doing things.sometimes people agree...sometimes they can be reached by agreement.In both cases the outcome can create a sensation.....what are you gonna do watch sponge Bob square pants instead of then 14 year old Hillary Duff....of course not....she s going to tickle your fancy and drive you wild with laughterand fun.

Georgia Rule (2007)

this is you

[9 October 2013]

--too many movies that are called serious: this , that , are serious because the makers of the movie take themselves seriously: really really really seriously. So what. Its when the movie makes the subject move the fan...that causes a movie to be a serious movie....those people who attend to making a serious movie by taking themselves seriously or that they try to draw leviathan out with a spoon the avid haters of fans they ya ya are too much too often....

not here. rejoice. you are this. Do you try to go to grandmas,,,does someone else .okay, passenger.Do you know the difference between and among amid two good choices and twenty horrible choices- -how it is to go to grandmas house? Do you know how it is for someone else to and think about the other guy....try being a passenger.this is this movie....this is you