paulieboi84 Reviews

Knights of the Damned (2017)

don't watch while sober

[2/10 · 28 September 2017]

well it hard to describe but the acting is atrocious, the CGI is as good as the acting, and the sound effects is as good as the CGI dragon. best description for this movie i can think of is a bunch of D&D LARP players with an actual script running around on bad mushrooms. good luck and may Cthulhu watch over you.

Rogue Warrior: Robot Fighter (2016)

mediocre at best

[5/10 · 23 September 2017]

i didn't have too much hope in watching this. pretty much nothing else to watch at the moment so i gave this a go. i wasn't disappointed. i wasn't bad but it wasn't good either. its mostly the acting skills that was meh it but the crappy CGI made up for all that. cant expect too much from a movie where they pretty much focused on the main characters cleavage over half the movie but give it a watch. its like an adult film with an actual plot but none of the porno.

Death Note (I) (2017)

Its as good as it gets!

[1/10 · 28 August 2017]

Its such a great movie! its as great as Dragon Ball: Evolution!!

i love the rushed character development and i love how the whole movie feels rushed! After watching it it made me realize that none of the actors knew what kind of character they are portraying and Ryuk is sub- par! i cant wait to never watch this again! thanks for making movies like this!

Kite (2014)

gross.

[1/10 · 30 September 2014]

terrible. i love anime. seen the original many times and this is just an insult. i have no clue what blackmail they used to get Sam Jackson to play in this movie but it is just a terrible movie. I am going to watch the anime again to wash away this sin. Did the director even watch the original? I just hope Yasuomi Umetsu doesn't see this. i feel this is just a total insult to the legend. i guess it is my fault for being so eager and having high hopes that this movie was going to be spectacular BUT i really should have seen who did the screen play and director before i held my breath. for the avid anime fans like myself: steer clear from this title.