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Cradle 2 the Grave (2003)

17 words (including these): This is the action worse movie I ever seen (beside Bad Boys 2)

[16 January 2004]

(some spoiler and bashing) A man hit an helicopter about 10 meters over the soil with (if I am not wrong) a bazooka or a tank, the helicopter explodes, fall, explodes again throwing the helicopter about 5 meters high, fall again, explodes again and Mark Dacascos get out of the damned helicopter alive and ready to fight with Jet Li? Damn it, he must be immortal.

El Chavo del Ocho (1972–1983)

Damn, this show is being sucessfully reprised in Brazil since 1984

[11 September 2003]

Brazilian TV stations are competent in doing their own productions, but El Chavo is probably the most sucessful TV show in Brasil since the eighties. I born in 1981 and I can't remember my life without this show being reprised every single day here, and everytime I watch the same shows, with the same jokes, I laugh out loud because they're so funny, but sometimes they almost make us cry, because Chavo reality isn't so different from many poor people in Brasil. It's an amazing show, it is.

Freedom (2000–2001)

Haha ... that's why I love Brasil, we are watching freedom again : )

[24 August 2003]

For you all that can't watch freedom anymore, because any mor*n director decided it not to show, Brazilian TV channel SBT is showing freedom again, every friday, 01:30 AM (Well, better than nothing) Freedom is one of the best TV show I have seen, pure intelligent action... Better than, for example, Alias.

Cradle 2 the Grave (2003)

I would rather to burn the R$3.50 (about US$ 1,20) than watch this movie again

[10 August 2003]

BEWARE - LITTLE SPOIL INSIDE

If you like Kung Fu, and already watched movies with Mark Dacascos or Jet Li, stay away from this movie. Unless you liked Romeo must to Die, because this is similar to that one. When I decided to watch this movie in theater, I did it because a movie with Jet Li and Mark Dacascos in opposite sides MUST to have a amazing combat scene. Second reason was the low price of the theater for students here, we pay half-ticket only :)) I sat down, bought some popcorn and watched the entire movie .... With 15 minutes of movie, I was wanting to leave the theater, but I didn`t because I was still waiting for THE FIGHT. Then, the movie was about to end, and (finally!) Mark and Jet Li was about to fight. I woke up (I was sleeping, really!). What a disappointment!!! We were seeing the main fight at the same time of 3 or 4 secondary fights .... then, we saw the main 15 seconds, some other fight another 15, and so on ... then , the main fight again, cut, some irrelevant fight ... damn ...

I don't want to put more detail about this movie here, because it is very new, but I compiled a list with more than 30 errors/idiot things/mistakes that happen in this movie .... If you want to save your money, make anything with it but to go to theather .... Pick up your money .... burn it ..... give it to some stinky homeless .... do anything, but don't enter in the theather