The Room, Manos, Plan 9? All better movies than Southland Tales.
Southland Tales somehow has too much and to little plot at the same time. It careens from one pop-science buzzword to another without elaborating on any of them or explaining what they have to do with the story being told.
The worst thing a bad movie can be is boring, and this movie is BORING. It has no point. What it does have is a parade of decent actors handing in the worst performances of their careers, and it's not their fault. I'm sure they all did exactly what they were directed to do, they were just directed poorly.
It's so bad that watching it made me retroactively hate Donnie Darko, because I can see now that there were no deep questions in Darko. It was just Southland Tales part 1. Say things that sound deep and meaningful, never follow up or elaborate on any of them. I'd call it "style over substance" but Southland Tales has neither of those.
Southland Tales somehow has too much and to little plot at the same time. It careens from one pop-science buzzword to another without elaborating on any of them or explaining what they have to do with the story being told.
The worst thing a bad movie can be is boring, and this movie is BORING. It has no point. What it does have is a parade of decent actors handing in the worst performances of their careers, and it's not their fault. I'm sure they all did exactly what they were directed to do, they were just directed poorly.
It's so bad that watching it made me retroactively hate Donnie Darko, because I can see now that there were no deep questions in Darko. It was just Southland Tales part 1. Say things that sound deep and meaningful, never follow up or elaborate on any of them. I'd call it "style over substance" but Southland Tales has neither of those.
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