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Feeding the Masses (2004)
Pure Garbage
This is perhaps the worst attempt at a Zombie film I have ever had the misfortune to see. Terrible, terrible, terrible. Any review found on this site is obviously the work of either the filmmaker, the filmmakers family, or a friend of the filmmaker. How does this film suck? Let us count the ways...
The plot? Incoherent. Dialogue? Atrocious. I will not slam the effects/gore, as I understand that this is low budget. But was there even one zombie that was not obese? C'mon! And for a film set in Rhode Island, why did that truck sport a Massachusetts plate? Continuity, find some.
The Girl dancing while the soldier "Stands at attention". Please, don't put your ex-girlfriend or buddy's sister in your movie naked. This was an ugly movie filled with ugly people, and has no business even mentioning Romero on the cover. Next time you decide to make a movie, don't.
Four Brothers (2005)
Not good at all
Ughhhhh...
Went into this with no expectations, just hoping to have an entertaining 2 hours, but alas, not to be. The acting wasn't awful, but it seems as though the actors had ZERO script to work with! The dialog and premise were silly, the directing and editing were awful, and the whole film was just plain dumb.
There were very few tense moments, and even they seemed shabby and cliché. I think you can do a lot better at the movies this weekend, and I hope you choose to spend you 10 dollars elsewhere!
Mark Wahlberg was bland and unbelievable, Andre (3000) Benjamin was even worse, and the other 2 actors were barely even blips on the radar. john Singleton has proved himself to be way better than this!
Bone Sickness (2004)
What were these other people watching????
This movie is a pile of Dung, and most of these comments are probably from cast members and family members. AVOID AVOID AVOID, unless you like overweight naked women, and terrible dialogue delivered in a horrific New England accent. Editing and Pacing? What are those?? Crapola, avoid like VD. Would it kill these people to actually hire more than 14 friends and family? I have seen way better low budget horror. Blair Witch comes to mind, spent 40K, it grossed over 140 million! the FX here were ridiculous and fake looking, unless you like splashed Kool-Aid on everything, then you would be in luck here. Next time, get some local actors, not the girl who you got lucky with. And with the exception of the redhead, every girl in this movie should really keep their clothes on!!!
You Got Served (2004)
Shtraight Crap!
Shtraight S**t! Not worth the time, Ghetto Craptacular! Gigli must be better! The plot is paper thin, the acting sucks, the stereo-types awful, and laughable. Avoid this with all your might! Worse than a Julia (Lesbian) Stiles movie. Find something else to do, like count ceiling tiles. Or trim your fingernails. Perhaps spend the time putting toothpicks in your eyes, it will be more enjoyable. You'll thank me later! Perhaps the worst movie ever! And could someone tell me why Blacks now insist on inserting an "H" in every word? it isn't "Shhtraight", or "Shhhtreet", or "Shhhhtrips". How awful. Teaching a whole new generation of idiots how to mis-pronounce words.