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True Detective: Night Country: Part 2 (2024)
Season 4, Episode 2
3/10
It's just bad. This is not True Detective
7 February 2024
Warning: Spoilers
Why anyone allowed this to happen is beyond me. You had a all time great first season, a good second season, and a rebounding third season. Now you get this absolute garbage relatively speaking.

It would have been better just to call this a new show "Night Country" because besides some inane call backs to season 1, this show has one similarity to "True Detective" - there are detectives trying to solve a murder case.

The dialogue sucks, the characters suck, the casting sucks. How the hell did they get Jodie Foster to sign on for this? This is quite possibly the worse role in her entire career.

I won't even get into all the specifics of everything but none of this makes any sense. Where's the twilight? Are we in Alaska or at the north pole?

Ok, one of these frozen dead guys suddenly wasn't so dead. So let's thaw just that one out and who cares about the other ones, we only thaw out people who jump scare us when we break their frozen solid arms off(which would never happen)

How about the state trooper being so sure this bizarre missing scientist case and her whistleblower revenge murder case from years ago are connected for no reason other than both victims had their tongue cut out? I can see why Jodie Foster's character doesn't want to work with her, because she sucks as a "detective!"

I can't watch shows where I don't like any of the characters, and every character is annoying or sucks in some manner. At least "The Idol" was so bad it was entertaining to watch and laugh at. This garbage is just depressing in every way possible.
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Fargo (2014–2024)
8/10
Starts fantastic in S1, ends sloppy in S5
13 December 2023
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The first season was as good as anything else on TV. Great characters, tense moments, brilliant directing. Season two took a step back. I gave up and put the next seasons on the back burner. Now everyone was talking about season 5 so I decided to check back in....

What a shell of it's former self the show has become. I honestly don't get the hype with the latest season, it's hot garbage, especially compared to the first two seasons. I feel like every episode this season has been the same exact plot, a bunch of guys are trying to catch a woman and she keeps outsmarting them while her mother in law does completely unrelated business stuff. I guess maybe it'll get tied in later but I won't be there to find out how.
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Fargo: Insolubilia (2023)
Season 5, Episode 4
2/10
I don't know why I'm still watching
13 December 2023
Warning: Spoilers
I was ready to give up after the last episode but the ending on a cliffhanger made me give it one more shot. I thought after the idiotic kidnapping and gas station scenes from the first episode, maybe they would recover and create an actual tense scene that made sense.

Nope.

Just none of this makes any sense, from either angle. JH wants his wife back from ten years ago, who knows why, so he has his cronies go after her at her home AGAIN, in the middle of trick or treating. Brilliant idea! Surely there will be no witnesses.

Likewise Dot knows JH is coming after her so what does she do? Jury rigs the whole house with ridiculous traps and just waits for the bad guys to show up. I hope they didn't come while we were out trick or treating! I hope they don't decide to try and kidnap me when I'm getting in my car to go to the grocery store!

The whole thing is just contrived and doesn't make any sense.

I thought the show was brilliant in season one. Season two had it's moments but overall was a let down. Skipped season 3 and 4 but heard good things about season 5. Not good imo.
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Llamageddon (2015)
1/10
Unless you're getting paid to watch this, don't watch this
24 February 2022
Somewhere in between middle school and high school quality production and acting. I've seen better "movies" on YouTube made by children. Infinity awful.
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Santa Inc. (2021)
10/10
Laughed my ass off
12 December 2021
A nice refreshing adult Christmas show for once. How many characters are 150? One hundred and fifty I meant. To say. I meant to say that instead of 150.
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7/10
Not winning awards but entertaining
3 March 2021
Only thing I really came here to say is this movie is basically the main mission in GTA5 in the style of Heat.
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Deputy (2020)
10/10
Snowflakes crying about a PC show makes me laugh
10 February 2020
Oh no, the show is liberal and politically correct. Let's all bomb the ratings!

Can always tell there's a campaign against a show when the episodes are rated higher than the overall show rating, like Watchmen. Keep trying idiots.
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