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Pungo: A Witch's Tale (2020)
Give it a hard pass
High school production level performances, effects by circa 1999 home edition adobe after effects. Terrible writing, every word is stilted.
Sometimes you just have to wonder why a film gets made. Im all for indie and auteur cinema, but this is not it. These people should just drink on weekends like normal people, not make "films". Perhaps they drink whilst making films, that would explain how bad this all is.
Dystopia (2021)
Might have worked as a film
The premise is so thin. A group of people in an abandoned steel mill (it doesnt even look like a steel mill, it looks interesting, but steel wasnt produced on that site) setting it up for a live role playing game, then spooky things start to happen.
The plot is full of holes (if you had an abandoned secret research facility why would you rent it out to a bunch of inquisitive LARPERS?), the science is equally unlikely (transferring "souls") All the characters are completely unlikeable, they are either using each other, or sleeping with each other, or ignoring bad things that are happening, there is quite literally nobody to root for.
The one character I did like, because he was handsome and had a jersey I would like to own (yes, reasons to like characters in this series are just. That. Tenuous...) ends up dead.
It may have worked as a film, but theres just not enough matrerial here for a series, if you edited the whole thing down to an hour and a half it would still be an mediocre "ok one of those" films you watch on a friday night when you cant be bothered going out and dont want to think too much..
Airplane Mode (2019)
The collective I.Q of the world has been lowered with the release of this film.
Its like they somehow distilled the very essence of cancer and then transformed it into video.