derekaldous Reviews

Space Cop (2016 Video)

It's very bad...

[4/10 · 5 May 2020]

But I love these hack frauds so I bought it to support them.

Satanic Panic (2019)

Love this one!

[7/10 · 20 March 2020]

If you're a fan of Night of the Demons, Return of the Living Dead, Sorority Babes In the Slimeball Bowl-o-Rama I'd recommend this! Awesome special effects, great cast, like able characters and good dialogue. Check it out!

In Search of Darkness (2019)

It's ok

[6/10 · 1 March 2020]

Way over hyped and over priced. I've heard the same things from the same directors for years. Nothing really new other than a few annoying personalities. The Dead Meat podcast guy is kind of overbearing in this. It was ok. Not worth $60.

The Toys That Made Us (2017–2019)

Great show but...

[7/10 · 15 November 2019]

The editing and the narrator are so corny and almost unbearable.

Creepshow (2019– )

Eh

[4/10 · 3 October 2019]

I get that it's a way lower budget with this one, but everything was generic, from the artwork to the music, to the cameos for cameos sake. It's lost its reference point from EC comics. It's no longer an homage to EC but an homage to Creepshow. Just really forgettable more dull than the dullest Tales From The Crypt episode. I don't get how someone can give this a 10. Is this really your ceiling? It doesn't get better than this cobbled together, terribly uninspired, fanboy Easter egg hunt?

Halloween (I) (2018)

More jump scare nonsense.

[1/10 · 20 October 2018]

I really wanted to like it. Going in I had an open mind but the movie is just full of terrible jokes and jump scares. The tone is all over the place. The writing is cringe. Carpenter's score is peppered throughout but it makes me wish I was just watching his film. Too many subplots. Laurie Strode goes full Kevin McAllister with her wacky Home Alone style set up. The characters make stupid decisions. Laurie Strode designs this whole underground bunker with a secret trap door, but then leaves the bunker and shows where the secret door is. Why? Oh wait, that's right, TWIST! It was a trap! As explained by an actual line of dialogue saying, "it was a trap". Michael Myers trying to rip a cabinet off of the floor had me laughing hysterically. Many times I just bursted out laughing because of how corny and stupid it was. Wanted to leave halfway through but I stuck it out just in case. I just kept thinking, ok, I get it! Let's wrap it up!