I'm only going to write a true, honest review here, because there are so many obviously fake, BS, or paid reviews. I feel myself a very honest person and write honest reviews. There are a lot of Filipino fans of Sarah Geronimo who seem to be posting totally false reviews here, saying it is a "masterpiece", etc.
So I can honestly say, even for Filipino films, which are usually horrible to begin with, this one was even worse. I am a white male, my wife is Filipina, so I have to go to a lot of Filipino films. I can usually sit through them, even though I find them childish or overly melodramatic, but this film was unwatchable.
First off, let me say that my issue isn't with Sarah Geronimo; she was pretty good in the film. She really acted like an older, nagging granny in a young girls body. She should, however, try and act in better films. She should definitely fire her manager for allowing her to be in this piece of crap film.
So this is the story (it was kind of hard to follow, but I'll try): An older lady lives with her son and his wife, and two kids. She is a nag and gives the wife a breakdown. The son is a "professor", although it appears he works at an old folks home. The movie is a rip-off of "BIG!" with Tom Hanks, but there was an actual story and plot and meaning to that film. In this one....
The granny works in a cafeteria, which appears to be in the same facility. Why she works there and wears old shoes is unclear, as she likes to brag about how rich and smart her son is. It was very confusing. Anyway, things in her life get hard: the son wants to put her in the old folks home because the wife hates her. Then, a young woman comes into the cafeteria and assaults her, accusing her of stealing her mothers fish soup recipe long ago. (Forget that the girl is only around 30 years old, and this happened about 40-50 years ago...as the granny is now around 70, and this was supposed to have happened when she was young....so how the young girl could have been around then is unclear...).
Anyway, in a funk, the granny goes on a walk and finds a photo studio "forever young" where she has an idea to get a photo taken for her funeral someday. After the guy takes the photo, the granny is now transformed into Sarah Geronimo, who seems to take awhile to realize that she is no longer 75. This is also odd, as I am only 50 and would know right away if I was young and strong again, and can run after a bus, as Ms. Geronimo does. Also, the granny was fat, and Sarah is skinny....but whatever.
So the granny eventually figures out she is around 30 now, and goes clothes shopping and moves into a room in a building owned by her suitor. At first she hangs out in the cafeteria watching other old ladies perform karaoke (who wouldn't, if this happened to them?) but then she decides to get up and sing, and just like a miracle, the granny now sees she can sing like Sarah Geronimo! And wouldn't you know, that a famous music producer just happened to be walking by the cafeteria and hears her singing! And also, he grandson, who is in a punk-rock band, is also walking by! What are the chances?!
So, the grandson asks her to sing in his band, and the record producer is following her around, trying to find out who she is. The granny shows up to the mansion where the band is rehearsing (really?) and tells them not to play that kind of rock music, and instead she only wants to sing happy, corny, pop stuff "kiss me kiss me kiss me". Well, of course, the band agrees! Why wouldn't they? I mean, three punk rock teenagers meet a girl who can sing and all decide to instantly change their entire sound for her? From punk rock to cheesy lola tunes? But it gets better! The band is only a lead guitar, a drummer and a bass player, but when they play, it sounds like a Korg synthesizer! Later on, they play at a club, and you can hear the horn section and orchestra in the background, even though all you see are the three guys faux-playing.
Ever wondered what would happen to a 75 year old lady who becomes young again? You might want to fix the problems in your life, make things good with your family, etc. Nope! All the granny wants to do is become a famous singer!
Anyway, this is how the film goes, on and on. Things happen that seem interesting, but then nothing happens. Like, the granny is accused of stealing a recipe to help support her son, and there's a lot of drama and crying, but then it disappears and no one mentions it anymore! I thought there would be more to the story, but...
There is one scene where the grandson calls the granny to take him and the band out to eat, but this was right after she became young, and all she does is sneak by, looking at them, and it's a great set-up for something to happen, but the camera suddenly cuts to her going back and looking for the photo studio (just like Tom Hanks looking for the wishing machine in BIG).
The story, editing, and plot-line are just horrible. I know it's a comedy, I know it's "not real", but neither was BIG, and the stories were basically the same. Why are Filipino movies so bad? The talent wasn't so bad, the acting was ok, but it was hard to follow what was happening.
Even my wife, who gives a lot of these films a pass, admits it was a pretty stupid film and hard to follow.
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