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Not Suitable for Children (2012)
Definitely worth it!
I basically liked the story. Short and very precise. Gistful with some wonderfully enacted 'awkward moments'. Entertaining as a whole. Not to forget the sensual scenes. The movie starts with a party, and then another party, and then another. I mean what better job than arranging parties and enjoying them. The female lead acted very well. She looked gorgeous too. The best part is that it's not some American cooked up XX movie with prom night( or stuff like that ) rather it has a story and delivers the message very profoundly. Somewhat on the same lines is an Bollywood movie named 'Vicky Donor'. It is great too; just in Hindi language. Go for it. Definitely not for children. Not for geeks (Dhiraj) as well. Enjoy
Killer Joe (2011)
What's the damn point of the movie!
May be i am still a naive in reviewing this movie( after having watched over 3000 of them), but i could not see the gist of the movie. Regardless of some great acting by all the characters, it incidentally sucked. I was all amazed by the IMDb reviews but like the rest of them, but essentially wasted 100 minutes of my life. The story feels incomplete and so does the action.The only action is when the Hero beats up a woman or when he forcefully shags up the woman's daughter. The actors did justice but not the movie. Every character ironically enacts at least one bottomless scene. Don't watch it. Please don't watch it.
Shanghai (2012)
Apart from Abhay, everything else sucked big time
I used to be a fan of Dibakar Banerjee. I literally loved his direction in 'Oye Lucky Lucky Oye' and 'Khosla's Nest'. 'Love Sex and Dhokha' was an unusual item in the bag. With great anticipation i went on to see the first day first show of 'Shanghai'. Incidentally i was with a girl and it was her B'day. I had her believed that Shanghai would be a great movie. The trailers were critical and i knew this was going to be a dark subject movie unlike the previous ones.
I might not be a good critic but i can profoundly say that the movie sucked on every level. Keeping aside the 1500 odd movies that i have seen, even if i was a naive i would rate it awful! I mean the story, acting, direction and whatever it takes to make a movie were essentially dismal. i destroyed a B'day....please you don't.
DON'T WATCH IT
Hate Story (2012)
Bhatt Camp again sucked
A loosely packed typical XX movie. This movie was dismal on every level. No wonder it couldn't score on the box office. The Bhatt Camp is the only XX movie group of bollywood. Nudity isn't everything a movie-goer wants to see ( we have tons of sites for that), it's entertainment that counts; ironically these guys, being in the industry for so long, haven't understood the basics yet. I feel sorry for the producers and the hopeful actors.
Like always, they promote the movie with great zest, but the end result is indispensable. Actually the story was nice, direction was also not pathetic but the overall display just sucked. i don't suppose the day is far away when the Bhatt camp will start advocating XXX movies too. Sunny Leone has already been signed.