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pete-r
Reviews
Timecode (2000)
Wow
I am well aware that many people will hate this film. Many will switch off or walk out in the first half hour. Many more will dismiss it without seeing a single frame. But these people will be missing out on some of the most innovative and refreshing film-making I've seen in a long time. Granted it does regularly tread dangerously close to 'pretentious piece o' sh^t', but I felt that it still remained compelling and powerful. As with all good pieces of art it polarizes opinions all I'd like for anyone reading this to do is simply give it a chance. Who knows, you might actually love it.
Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (2002)
10 on the B movie scale
I watched this film a couple of nights ago and found it positively hysterical. It feels like either a really good spoof of Jaws (and lets face it, how many good spoofs do we get nowadays?) or a completely awful rip off of Jaws. From the very first scene with the cigar-chomping incomprehensible sailor guy to the magical size changing shark I was rolling around on the floor laughing. There are actors who look like they are laughing when they are supposed to be crying, there are random bikini girls who strut by during most of the talking scenes, and I haven't even started on the gems in the script (I won't spoil any of it, but it's safe to say: If you know anyone who talks like this in day to day life, please slap them). You have to see this movie.