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Mortal Kombat (2021)
Was it
Was it the greatest movie? No. Did it surpass the original? No. Did it surpass Annihilation? Absolutely 10000%. That being said it stayed relatively similar to the lore stuck out as not just another movie with overly excessive gore. It was fun and easily one or two rungs below the first one. Would love to see sequels.
Chad: Sword (2021)
Really not getting any better
Still super boring and cringe second episode doesn't do much to help this sinkhole of a show. The jokes are dated also you can't bring a sword to school it's illegal. With school shootings the way they are nowadays he would be arrested or shot on sight. This show just keeps getting worse and I still haven't laughed or chuckled at a single joke.
Chad (2021)
So awful...there needs to be a zero star rating.
God!!! This show is soooo bad. Not funny, like at all! I did not laugh chuckle or even smile. I went in trying to give this the old college try but man was it a stinker! Borderline creepy actually. Especially when you realize everyone else in the school is around the age to be playing these teens except this 39 year old woman playing a 14 year old horny teenager. Apparently this actress and writers have no idea at all what is like being a 14 year old boy and if this situation was reversed, boy howdy this shipwreck would have never been made. But no it's okay to have a 39 girl play a 14 year old and oogle and oggle teenagers. The only reason this show had people tune in so much on the pilot was to confirm their suspicions on how horrible it is.
Call Me Kat: All Nighter (2021)
Good lord it just gets worse and worse.
Once again the characters that have no chemistry whatsoever are forced together to try to eek out some laughs. Mayim was never meant to be a lead character she just doesn't have the acting skill. Still sick of the 4th wall breaking, it takes me completely out of the show and the laugh track comes in pretty much every sentence. Cannot stand watching this and only did to review it.
Call Me Kat: Vacation (2021)
Utter Garbage
Forced laughter, more fourth wall breaking and a canned laugh track that might as well keep going the whole show because that's how often they sound it.
The Dead Files (2011)
Terrible Rubbish
The show goes exactly like this...ahem:
The fake psychic goes to a house that is filled with people who supposedly live there (I say supposedly because it seems like they are just actors...really bad ones too.)
She says that something bad happened makes a bunch of weird faces. Claims all the spirits are evil killers and that they want to harm the occupants.
Fake cop enters, interviews some cardboard people. Maybe makes a pull at your heart strings by bringing in a kid that should be at school rather than doing this show.
Fake psychic shows up again claims that people have died here gets about as much right as could be attained through very little research.
Fake cop goes to some more cardboard people maybe talks a little gets told a story about the house. Low and behold people have died there. Always far more than a handful.
Fake psychic goes into a trance says the same generic things about the "evil spirits" described for years in horror movies. Then she makes someone draw what she sees and with absolutely no proof or occurrences of the paranormal going on at any time slaps you in the face with the fact that there are evil spirits there. She literally says it just as much as I am using that term. She basically terrifies these poor people with her nonsense.
Fake cop returns and goes to the hall of records (cuz everyone has them) then wouldn't ya know it?? Some doof in a sweater vest is there to back up the claims of death and killings with death certificates in hand! By jove it's true! Naturally pieces of paper means we have to believe all of this! (Does anyone know how difficult it is to get death certificates?? Answer: Extremely!) But there they are in hand. Fake psychic then leaves the dangerous situation she has undoubtedly created and proceeds onto the next hoax they set up. Oh but not before telling them that they will be alright if they hire 6 people one of which being a hex shaman or something. Or even sometimes she tells them to move completely! Fake cop and Fake psychic meet up after obviously being in contact the entire time with their heavily scripted acts and compare notes after supposedly not talking to one another and wouldn't ya know it?? It all matches up exactly! Every bit of it they literally miss nothing!
Fake as hell, Dumb acting, same cheesy cut aways that every horror movie shows in transitions. Same music and both the leads are just the absolute worst. Cringeworthy to its last breath. Let alone the fact that the Medium was for years on shows as a paranormal investigator employing other mediums to do psychic readings for her since she couldn't do it herself. Also after being forced to watch a couple episodes JEEZE fake psychic's facial expressions are ungodly inappropriate. She is constantly smiling at very serious times and just ugh stop smiling while you are talking about murder and evil spirits!