They spent so much money on special effects, which by the way were great and maybe the only good thing in this movie, along with some lightsaber fights and Palpatines physical appearance,
and they couldn't hire 1-2 good Writers to write a descent script?!..
And maybe a better Director..
Ok..JJ Abrams had a quite difficult task, he took over again, continuing from the mess Rian Johnson created..but he managed to make an even worse! sequel..
In fact, this is the Worst Episode of ALL 9!
And far worse! from the LAST JEDI.
Yes, after this, the LAST JEDI looks quite good..
Where to start..I don't know :
Palpatine just reappears.., No explanation how.
We wasted Snoke, well, let's just bring back Palpatine
since we don't have anything else..
And finally who was Snoke? let's just forget him..
What is that thing like a crane holding Palpatine?
Is it tube feeding him? Why? No answer at all..
Who were all the others with him in that arena? Siths?
Nobody knows..
He fights with Rey and he says I am all the Sith, and
Rey says I am all the Jedi..predictable and childish..
How and why? Just because you said it?
He has a new huge! army, No explanation how and from
where it was created, and how it can be maintained.
It is hidden in a secret space.., how convenient..
And why nobody found this secret space for so many decades?
hmm, let's just say because to find it you need two "magic"
sithfinders that for all these years nobody found, but we
find them easily and immediately..
Leia just dies, in a hurry.., for no important reason.
We killed Solo, Leia, Luke, who do we have, oh!
let's bring back Lando Calrissian..
Stormtroopers are worse at aiming than any other sequel!..
They kill almost nobody in the entire movie..
But they are killed with single shots..
And what about the Millenium Falcon. Ok, how old is this
spaceship? How many battles has it won!?.. NO tie fighter
or other fighter EVER managed to hit this old slow transport spaceship?!..This repeated scene in every sequel, of the
Millenium Falcon being chased by Tie-Fighters
and winning everytime of course.., has become so boring.
Can't you just replace it with some new spaceship?
BB-8 was a successful replacement of R2-D2, it's time you did the same
for the Millenium Falcon.
Force powers that not even 800 year old Yoda! ever had..
They can even bring back the Dead!!, whenever it's convenient for
the story to continue..
Also the Force now kills you!! if you use it for difficult tasks..
What else..hmm..
Horses running on spaceships!!
X-Wing in water for many many years.. but works ok!
Ren's Tie crashes and burns after being hit by Rey's lightsaber,
but he comes out walking like nothing happened..
They lose the dagger with the sith writing on it and they decide they have to find it again! to see the writing, nobody thought of taking at least a photo of the writing on it!..
Thankfully C3PO, who doesn't! have a photo of it in his memory!, says he can only translate it..but if he does..he will lose all his memories..
Many unnecessary "jokes", ok not like in the LAST JEDI comedy,
but they only destroy the scenes and make them even more childish.
JJ Abrams is known for just copying ideas and scenes from other movies,
and although The Force Awakens was almost an 1:1 copy
from the NEW HOPE, it was quite good.
The Rise of Skywalker is a complete mess.
Everybody running, shouting, shooting and saying "jokes" all the time..
but the worst thing is you DON'T CARE.
You don't care about anything or anybody in this mess.
YOU DON'T CARE anymore even for Luke! when he appears
as a force ghost, or for Leia when she just suddenly dies!
And everything happening and moving so fast..like in a hurry.
JJ Abrams also copied the Anakin vs Obi-wan fight over the lava,
and made the Kylo vs Rey fight over water..,
but even at this scene you just don't care anymore..
The new characters of this trilogy were so shallow but they made
us not care anymore about the old characters as well!..
Even the acting is bad. Even Mark Hammill playing Luke's
force ghost now, acts like he is laughing inside his head with all these..and with how they completely destroyed and wasted his character, the most powerful jedi ever..ok this started and happened mainly in the Last Jedi.
I could continue with many more mistakes, plot holes, stupid scenes etc. but I think there is no reason anymore.
The only good movie from this new Trilogy was
Episode VII-The Force Awakens,
although it was almost a complete copy, but it was good.
Episode VIII-The Last Jedi was Mediocre,
and
Episode IX-The Rise? of Skywalker is a COMPLETE disaster..
The only Good thing about the last two and especially
about the Rise of Skywalker is that it makes you now
appreciate the
Episode I-II-III PREQUELS even more..
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