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The Walking Dead: The Calm Before (2019)
10 Spikes out of 10
There's a lot of Walking Dead episodes that are head rollers, but this one bunted it off of the body! Season 7 and season 8 made me want to decapitate myself, but thankfully, there's plenty of decapitation to go around in this episode. This one makes me reminisce on the main themes on the movie "The Headless Horseman." When it comes to quality, this episode takes the guillotine!
Jersey Shore: Family Vacation (2018)
The Situation saves Jersey Shore once again
It's a shame that a man who is so funny, charming, and sexy (no homo), is getting framed for tax evasion. He's a good man, a humble man. He would never do such a thing. His humor here is as great as his humor was in the Donald Trump roast. I don't throw out this word often, but He is hilarious. He's much better looking and sweet than Paul F, Finny, J whoa, and Snarky.
This man needs to run for president of the United States in 2020, especially due to the fact that he's a very humble man. I will now finish this review off with incredible inspirational quotes from the Great Situation himself:
"Everybody loves me: babies, dogs, hot girls, cougars."
"I splashed some water on my face and realized, we have grenades!"
Baby's Day Out (1994)
The Most Ruthless and Violent Baby Criminals Ever Seen.
Don't be mistaken by the cuteness of this baby. Three innocent men with a cumulative IQ of this baby attempt to stop this baby's murdering rampage. The baby tortures these poor handicapped men in various ways: spitting on them and falsely framing another man, pushing them off of building, crushing their balls, order monkeys and gorillas to attack them, and setting their balls on fire.
Thankfully, the baby gets crushed by a semi.
Jersey Shore (2009)
Masturpiece
Really is up there with God Father, Shawkshank Redumption, and Big Brother. Loaded with a ton of one liners like "It's T shirt time!" "You can't come in on Sunday with a big banana," and when Snooki said "Having sex with Vinny was like trying to fit a watermelon in a Koala," or something like that. And I can't forget to mention how freakin' cool Mike The Situation was. He had sex with so many chicks, and I'm not gay or nothin', but he had a great body. He also was hilarious at the Donald Trump roast.
This show is up there with shows like The Sopronos and Goodfellas.
First Man (2018)
PROOF that the moon landing was faked
It's a movie, which is fake in within' itself......at least that's what they say. It's a terrific looking movie. It looks so terrific in fact, it actually looks better than the ACTUAL moon landing. I'm not kicking moon dust when I say that this conspiracy doesn't stop here. Oh no, it goes much deeper, or should I say farther away since we're talking about space. Have you heard of a little planet named "Mars?" If not, then watch the "Martian" movie with Matt Damon. I know this is a parodox, but they ACTUALLY traveled to Mars in that movie. Not only that, but they ACUALLY traveled to the moon in this movie. They didn't in the 70's, but they ACTUALLY traveled to these planets and disguised the operation as being just a movie with special effects. This really does give head to my mind, because it's BLOWN.
Jack Ryan (2018)
Wait.....Is that Jim from The Office?
Oh my god, I'm so sorry. I just can't believe this stars Jim from the office! It's weird not to see Pam by his side. I apologize, I haven't actually seen this particular movie, but it's refreshing to know that Jim's doing well. It's crazy how you can go from Dunder Miflin' to Splinter Cell in just 5 years.
The Walking Dead (2010)
This show is badass.
This show is very badass. The storyline is excellent and there are some very likable characters in it. The environment the conflict is very believable in my opinion. I've heard some people say that there is too much drama in this show, I agree that there's drama, but if you thought that the first half of season 2 had too much drama, the second half will make up for it, unless you're retarded or something. I do believe that it stands very well with other shows that I have seen on AMC. I have watched all four seasons of Breaking Bad and I love it, but I like The Walking Dead better. The Walking Dead is a very special show, and I hope they keep going the same route they went in season 1 and 2
Foodfight! (2012)
The Greatest Animation Since Spirited Away
Mr. Clean shines as a recovering drug addict in this dramatic depiction of Charlie Sheen's horrible addiction. Known only for the Mr. Clean commercials, Mr. Clean certainly does not need to clean up on any acting. The balding man shines brighter than his head reflected by the moonlit sky. Hillary Duff, played by the fantastic Lizzie Mcguire, is fantastic as Sheen's porn star daughter. I won't spoil it, but there is a fantastic appearance by Vanilla Ice with great comic relief that had me in tears laughing. Don't miss out on this one. Greatest food fight since Max Keeble's Big Move.
The Emoji Movie (2017)
Brilliant.
I cannot even begin to describe the emotional impact this movie gave me. I'm not sure how to post the right emoji on here. :D. There. TJ Kirk brilliant plays the lead emoji character who is assisted by none other than Andrew Lincoln as "flick thumb boy." The best way to describe this movie--Sausage Party for kids. It does have some mature themes, so I would say more like Life of Pets with butt holes.
The Walking Dead (2010)
This show is badass.
This show is very badass. The storyline is excellent and there are some very likable characters in it. The environment the conflict is very believable in my opinion. I've heard some people say that there is too much drama in this show, I agree that there's drama, but if you thought that the first half of season 2 had too much drama, the second half will make up for it, unless you're retarded or something. I do believe that it stands very well with other shows that I have seen on AMC. I have watched all four seasons of Breaking Bad and I love it, but I like The Walking Dead better. The Walking Dead is a very special show, and I hope they keep going the same route they went in season 1 and 2