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Don't Look Up (2021)
BORING AND A WASTE OF TIME
Big actors but poor script. Too long and boring.
The characters are absurdly ridiculous, too much to be funny. The jokes are not inteligent enough and the story script is not good either. It gets boring and long... I don't know, maybe the teenagers can have some fun watching it, but I for me it's a total waste of time.
The Return of the King (1980)
Horrible disgusting music (like the 1977 Hobbit), but slightly better afterall
Slightly better than the Hobbit adaptation of the same director.
The first part of the movie was not good, with a lot of inner dialogue of Sam and no action. Then I think it gets a little better.
Minas Tirith is quite good for me. I missed the Scouring of the shire in the end though. And also there is no mention about the human ghost army led by Aragorn. No elves either (but if they would be the green freaks of the hobbit it's better so). And in the beggining I hoped to see Shelob the spider... but they skipped that part.
What else... Oh, how to forget about the music! So many annoying and disgusting songs!! They try to explain the power of the ring with stupid songs. They only make you want to kill yourself. They ruin all the movie.
If you are a Tolkien fan I think you should see it. Maybe not non-stop, but maybe 20 minutes a day, just to avoid killing yourself because of the songs.
What We Do in the Shadows (2014)
Very original and laughable
Very original film about vampires sharing a flat (filmed like a documentary) . I've seen it three time, one in the theater, another one at home with my parents and again with friends. I still laughed the last time. Great indeed. The quality of the special effects are pretty cool too. One of the best "geeky" (spanish "friki", I'm not sure how to translate it in this context) movies out there.
Stu, we love you!!
Hot Rod (2007)
WTF!!!
The worst film I remenber. I saw it with a group of friends and even so I didn't laugh (well, maybe just once at the beginning saying "WTF is this!?". The plot has no sense at all.!!!The jokes are terrible and so simple that you know what is going to happen. If you are over 15 years old stay away from this film (I'm 30). I don't do drugs, but maybe being high is the only way to laugh with this nonsense.