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Bible Town (2017)
A new low for christian propaganda!
I've seen some bad movies, but WHOA! This is absolutely mindblowing!
Plot: none, just a bunch of lobotomites regurgitating bible stories
Characters: glass-eyed drooling lobotomites
Voice-acting: souless, atrocious with the third kid being barely audible
Assets: random stock models for 5% each
Lip synching: the what now?
Christians, dont fall for this! You deserve better!
Cosmic Sin (2021)
Unwatchable non-story
PLOT: The plot was as hastily shown as it was written. No depth, no message, just a sloppily pieced together non-story. 100% predictable. Mediocre. As if the director was just rushing to tell and go home to sleep it off. No effort to make a compelling story.
PROPS: Power-ranger class "villains" with some sort of rubber-plastic "armor" that looks 100% pointless and silly. Ive seen better costumes in that D&D movie with the purple moron evil magician. The planetary defense cannon looked like a 60s carnival ride.
DIRECTION: The director lacks a basic understanding of how physics works in space or low-gravity. Heck, he doesn't even grasp earth gravity.
PLOTHOLES: Beyond count...
Bruce, what the hell are you thinking? That some sort of a sad attempt for one last big job before retirement? That was SAD! That movie made me feel SAD and ANGRY! That was horrible! Awful! You should feel ashamed!
The Book of Eli (2010)
Great set design, horrible message
The story is full of plot holes and non-sequiturs. The characters are naive and gullible. The message is nonsensical. Great sceneography though. Really memorable for more visually minded people like me.
Trust is, the movie is a really expensive piece of christian propaganda. Wouldn't give it the light of day if it wasn't for the great atmosphere.
3/10
Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019)
6.2 score? This is bull$hit!
Where do I start? The movie is all in on the eye candy factor and NOTHING else. NOTHING! The plot line is written for/by 12 year olds and the director has a profound misunderstanding of what radiation is and how it works. That old "who can save the world, but a child" b.s. makes me nauseous.
But the most annoying part - the monsters keep arbitrarily changing sizes and proportions, depending on what the scene needs - if you need the protagonist to pet Godzilla on the snout, the creature is tiny, if you need him to take down a scyscraper, the monster is a motherf-n leviathan!
The movie is an insult to life itself. The director should bury himself in the desert out of pure shame!
Fear Itself (2008)
It's so bad, it's bad
Mediocre, predictable, over the top, generic horror bullshet! The director has never even heard of subdlety. No entertainment value as a bad movie either. Just... 2/10
Earthfall (2015)
The director is unaware of basic physics
Did you know that asteroid shards plummet towards the earth at a constant velocity of 15km/h? Did you know that dust from a small impact can kill you for no apparent reason? Did you know that hackers like giving away random vital information? Well... NOW YOU DO!
This movie is just a waste of resources! I wasn't expecting much anyway, but damn... thats so weak! The actors are OK, the script is garbage, the excitement is none! The effects are cheap, unrealistic and lack basic understanding of physics! Even the props are mediocre! The movie should not exist!
2/10