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Pod (2015)
Loss of time all way down
Acting : zero of 10. Script - the same. A less then low budget B-movie, something like the 1 hour of 12 years kids playing Halloween with a camera in a bad day.
All the movie are 3 peoples acting not just bad but terrific, a shaking camera, red lights or no light at all, and 2 more peoples with 2 minutes roles each; all common places, no ideas at all, nothing original and just an awful movie.
I can say its the worst movie of the year, by far.
I give 1 star, but the real value should be 10 negative stars.
Save your time and take the kids to a walk on park, or the dog - no matter, anything its better then this 1 hour + of torture.
300: Rise of an Empire (2014)
Cheap sequel who only make looking better the original "300".
I simply cant understand the the favorable critics .... some of them from peoples who I respect... What they have seen on this sad sequel - something I totally miss ?....
I was waiting a lot for... and I receive next to zero. Story ? You will have none, obvious the script was made in some 15 min break-time on same table of a McDonald's... Characters ? well, they really invest on the female (and only...) Artemisia, they invest so hard until they fall on absurd and ridiculous... Some sentences also help on this fall... The bad big Xerxes now hide all the movie in a corner, we learn next to zero about the "rising empire", and cartoons images take a strong piece of the whole movie, (no more "new ideas" from the creators ?... ). Almost all the movie only regard the naval confrontation, and that will be all about... Let one thinking what was the purpose of this movie, since they lead us to nowhere..
If you go to the theaters hoping on a true sequel of 300, better keep your money on pockets: its just a loose of time. To make this fall more absurd, the movie make the original "300" to look even better, like when you put a cheap plastic imitation of "Venus" near the original one...
The Fifth Estate (2013)
Old ways to mislead...
For artistic impression, I will give 4 stars from 10. For general quality, nothing more then 1 of 10. The movie slowly try to drag the watcher from the dimension of world-wide event to the an ugly, biased, egocentric perspective of the two authors of the (anti) WikiLeaks books.
The strategy its old, when the facts disturb one, better to try to argue about his grammar ignoring the content of his phrases...
Not a single word, all the (bad) movie, about some consequences for the authors of the war crimes. Or about the Manning crucification... Or about the meaning of the revolution door who Assange open... Or about the US spooks who manage to involve him on the sex scandal... All the movie its a sad story about the hurting ego of the guys who wrote the books anti-Assange. Nothing more. I will wait for the real movie, one about Wikileaks meaning on the information war, one about the importance of the change who Wikileaks bring to us... Because this movie its just another piece of blunt propaganda. Nothing more.
The Lone Ranger (2013)
Its worth 11 stars not only 10 !
I start to watch this movie because I love J Deep. First 10-15 minutes was OK...Then the horse come... and the "unbalanced nature"... Then my first big laugh come again and again and again ! Amazing work ! From all characters impersonated by J Deep, the Tonto one was - I think the one who suit him better then all. Grave voice, less words, impenetrable face - and alway with something crazy to do next. He make his personage perfect, and (Happy to see this) each movie of him its better then the last one. Thanks a lot Mr Deep for this one ! Its a movie who deserve a eternal place on the library of any one who like a master piece. Solid comedy, action, adrenaline, and simply some phrases of Tonto make me laugh day after after ! Its 150 minutes who let you a feeling of well, and its perfect for family like a glass of fresh water on a hot day. I will vote only 10 stars because I cant give him 11 !
Phantom (2013)
Its a collection movie - do not miss !
Its a good movie - trust -me ! After I see some pieces of trailer, I feel curious. And I go watch the movie. I can tell you, worth the last penny. First at all, Ed Harris was a perfect match for his role. The age, the acting, all match with the script perfect. David Duchovny, with his ice-style acting, make a good villain, and its amazing what a gifted producer can make with a only 18 millions budget. The realism and adrenaline are high, all way down, and if one do some research on K 129 history before to watch the movie, one will love this nice piece of art. After a lot of money-eating huge productions like GI Joe retaliation, with scripts for retarded children, movies where one just loose time and after end, one get out of the theater with nothing to think about - this small-budget work its so refreshing and welcome ! I love the movie from the start, and I am really surprised with the dumb reaction of some users who criticize the "English-spoken" of actors. Thats just dumb, I ask you: what you prefer, some fake Russian-accent who kill the acting art of a great Ed Harris, or allow him to make art on his natural way ? The movie - I will not tell you whats about - only its a great one - prove - once again to open our eyes to a fact: sub crew are all sea heroes.Its a battle for moral, for good principles, a fight where the individual its sacrificed for the sanity of a nation and - for all humankind. Ignore the cliché of "Russians = all drunks". Its not true. All crew act with heroism and professionalism. If "Hunt for RO" was about "defect to prevent a nuclear holocaust", Phantom its about "fight to prevent ...". The movie its the final prove of a simple fact: tons of millions + a retard script do not make a great movie, BUT a gifted Todd Robinson and a small budget can make a piece of art. I give a honest 9/10, and wish Todd a 180 millions (at least!) budget for his next sub movie ! Thank you Todd for a great sub movie !
Here Comes the Boom (2012)
I just love this one !, give a 10 from 10 easy !
I watch with some doubts on start; but, after a while, the little smile on my face grow, then something tick on my heart; this movie have some innocent message, clean and fresh, something rare this days of "zero dark thirty... ". Make me remind the "old good America" days, and I start to enjoy the movie more and more, even - like some reviews here say -we all know how will finish. But thats its not the point, the gain come when some little phrases, some little details are presented (the kids who travel with Joe Rogan help) - this little things like some fragile flowers pressed between the pages of a old book of adventures who one lost some 30 years ago... After shocking and dirty "modern" action movies - this one come like a glass of fresh water on a hot day... I highly recommend for a day when you feel tired and emptied... 10 points here from 10 with all my heart.
Death Race 3: Inferno (2013)
Do not recommend this crap...
One just put some cars on screen, paint them and try to make a movie with guns, playboy girls and awfully martial skills. Script ?...no need! Realism ? no need also, since the movie target public are retards. So, this time we take the big race on Africa, and we try to imitate the shooting from death race 2 on the desert. We bring also a fight of 10 girls (no need to see them fighting, we have no time/or skills for that, so we use only a shaking camera to simulate the combat) - but the rest of story fall on the death race 2 path. I suffer a lot watching this crap, and again I see how one think if we join money+bad-script+bad-acting ...maybe, maybe a glorious movie will be born. But the life its cruel, and Roel Reiné end-up with one of the most stupid movies I ever see... I give a HUGE minus 10 (-10 !) . Save your time and do NOT watch this movie.
Zero Dark Thirty (2012)
worst movie on last 5 years...
One need patience to watch this. To see the country who bring us the modern democracy using the KGB "tools" - and all of this for nothing - make me sick. Same parts of this "movie" remember me the black-and-withe Nazi propaganda documentaries. Shooting female civilian in the back its not a heroic act. Not even in a war. Never was. I have some doubts about what real happened on that night in Pakistan. Why the most wanted was not taken alive. Submitted to a Court. Show him to the world and let the American people to judge him. Interrogate him. Using the law to make justice. Nothing of this was answered. All the movie its like a very bad documentary about assassination and torture .
I finish this with only a sad sentence: on a scale from 1 to 10 I give a big 0 (zero).
Erased (2012)
Well, I.s not so bad ... even I enjoy the story.
For a low budget movie, I will say I enjoy the movie. Has adrenaline, has a good story, and lets agree its not perfect but I will give a honest 9 of 10. Even one can read here some aggressive reviews, Its much more logical and better performed then a "Prometeus" lets say or "Battleship", movies with a lot of lot more budget - and much worst then thin one. A movie who receive no publicity and make us to confirm - once more - the "louder" movies are worst. I am sure this movie will receive much more attention then other "famous" producers. I enjoy the movie. God work. Same for producer. I will recommend this movie because its a decent one.