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Reviews
Gojira (1954)
One of the best movies of all time
The original Japanese version. Without a doubt, the best movie ever made. Filmed in glorious black and white, this first Godzilla film has a somber feel which heightens a very real sense of suspense and terror. The terror is palpable throughout, as one attack follows another and the death toll begins to rise almost exponentially. The anguish of the survivors is realistically portrayed and very believable, and the entire film stands as a credible allegory for the horror of nuclear war.
The movie itself is not about godzilla but about the oxygen destroyer. The oxygen destroyer is the key to this movie. The oxygen destroyer is the only way to kill godzilla but the fact that mankind will use it as a weapon of mass destruction as a scientists stuck between whats right and wrong and it leads us to the emotional climax between man vs monster.
The best thing about this movie is the music by Akira Ifukube. Its the best musical score i have ever heard. It gives you an eerie sense of whats going on. If i had to choose between gojira and the original king kong i have to go with gojira. Gojira gives a message that no other film has ever done before or after is that godzilla is the metaphor of the aftermath of using nuclear weapons.
And thats my gut feeling
- Greg Gutfeld
Cruel Jaws (1995)
its so bad its good!
Cruel Jaws is a 1995 film that was made as a knock-off of the Jaws film series. It features clips stolen from the original Jaws, Jaws 2, Deep Blood and The Last Shark. Musical clips were also stolen from Star Wars. Though there is no official connection between this film and others in the Jaws film series, it is still referred to as Jaws 5 in some territories
Cruel Jaws where do I begin? Lets start out with the plot, its about a tiger shark bred by the Navy as a killing machine is wreaking havoc in the sleepy tourist town of Hampton Bay. Days before the annual Regatta celebration, the townspeople are faced with financial ruin if something isn't done about their newfound shark problem. If that wasn't enough, the owners of the local amusement park have been subject to a hostile takeover from a prospective businessman looking to cash in on their prized property. It's up to the sheriff, the park's owner, and a shark expert to head out and destroy the killing fish before the summer economy is slashed and the park is left for the bulldozer. Well that sums out the plot now lets got to the characters. First off our hero and main character who is only in half of the movie spends time saying "What we have a shark we go to stop it!" Now of course your gonna your going to listen to your sheriff but when he says he got a plan to kill the shark, getting a roast a hook and a helicopter might not be such a good idea buddy. Little girl in the wheel chair tries to be cute at times but almost gets killed by the shark. All i have to say is move your legs when you swim if you wanna survive i mean i saw you do it in the beginning of the "film." Nerdy fish doctor well that pretty much sums up his character on the movie and in real life too. The character of Ronny is some girlie looking bastard. And the most exciting character is hulk hogan. Im not lying at one point he tells the shark " Wudda gonna do shark when hulkamania runs wild on you brother!" allegedly. Other than that this movie is so bad its good! I would not take a kid to watch this if your going to take this as a jaws sequel because they say the F word about 20 times but you watch it as your guilty pleasure.
And Thats my Gut Feeling
- Greg Gutfeld
Project: Tiki Puka Puka (1999)
A another b-movie spoof!
Like volcano terror day of dread in this one it spoofs on a lower budget! The doctor takes over a space ship and orders to go to planet tiki puka puka to kill his evil twin brother. The planet is nothing but woods that look like you will find on the side of a highway! As the astronauts try to find the evil doctor, monsters of the planet start to attack and are lead by a B movie legend, RO-MAN! From the movie robot monster RO MAN is back and worse than ever! What works in this movie is the cheap monster action. What doesn't work is that it is a short film. If this was a feature length film I would love to watch it and so would you!
Mountain of Terror Day of Dread (1998)
A B-Movie spoof in 15 minutes
i loved this movie it is based on horrible horror movies of the 1950s it mocks It conquered the world, but in this one you have a killing walking volcano killing off civilians with skeleton hands and feet that lives in the woods. A professor and his students that are in their 20s driving through town and abandon their car as they meet a civilian, he warns them about the monster and later introduces them to a redneck couple. The wife is ugly and has rotten teeth and is in a wheelchair! They stay at the rednecks for the night but the volcano monster comes and kills everyone one by one. The only ones left are the professor and the wheelchair lady. The professor has a plan to kill the beast so crazy it just might work. He gets the wheelchair lady to offer the monster a block of cheese!!!!!!!!
Urutora sebun (1967)
The best show of its time
I have to say this is the best of the Japanese gender of all time! The bad monsters the cool sunglasses and Ultra 7 the greatest Japanese superhero of all time. Dan Moroboshi puts on these sunglasses and turns into ultra 7 awesome! It goes perfect along with cartoon planet! The best episodes that you have to see are: shrubs from space terror of the lake Island in the sky Brilliant! The show was part of the ultra man series the started with ultra Q you must watch these characters face these odd looking monsters. Every Friday night on TNT and then cartoon planet afterwords. This show was the best of ultra man series said by most critics.
Kaijû daisensô (1965)
Less monsters more people?
This is only some of the few monster movies I grew up on as a kid. Especially Monster Zero aka. Godzilla vs monster zero. Even as a kid I would always watch this but now as I watch I noticed that the monsters monster zero Godzilla Rodan serve as a mere cameo. The monsters are in the movie total of 10 minutes! The rest is the people of planet x talking Glen Nick Adams finding out his girlfriend is a cyborg. A nerdy doctor and his beeper machine that gave me a headache. The only time we see Godzilla in action is when he is dancing. And the controller of planet x looks like he won planet x from the Devo rock band! Overall if you like more monster fights i suggest you to not get this one.
Cartoon Planet (1995)
Gone But Not forgotten
This was the best show cartoon network ever had. First cartoon network was a network of oldie cartoons. Until warner bros. bought the network. Then it all started with a man named Merill. Cartoon network had a smash hit show space ghost coast to coast. It was produced by Andy Merill, But Merill had another show in mind. With the creators of coast to coast and made a spin off entitled 'Cartoon planet'. Cartoon planet was a show ahead of its time. It was nothing to do with adult humor like shows now but it triggered adult audiences so it was so popular at the time it was on two channels which was very popular at the time. It made a cartoon legend brak but today he is not portrayed the same as Andy Merrill did before. But on Tbs Tokyo broadcasting system they were allowed to use stock footage of shows like ultra 7. Episodes were giving cartoon network more money, until ultra 7 creators were asking for their money. cartoon network had no choice and pulled off the show forever in 1997. Cartoon planet made the success of cartoon network and I will never forget this show!