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D.S.L.
(Dreamteam Singapore Lincoln)
Name: Singapore Caine
Age: 31
Height: 6'10(so he grew one foot-so what?)
Weight: 266 LBS.
Hair:Dark brown mullet, close shaven goatee(like Benoit's)
Eyes: Brown
Ring Attire: Dark Green cargo pants, and work boots.
Theme Music: "Do You Wanna Be A Hero?"
Hometown: Singapore, China
Weapon(s): A singapore cane that is curved at the top like the canes old folks use.
Finisher: The Singapore Drop: (The Back Cracker)
His other Signature moves:
1. The Singapore Neckbreaker: (a Reverse Stonecold Stunner)
2. The Singapore Deathlock: (The Scorpion Deathlock)
3. The Singapore Leglock: (Figure Four Leglock)
4. The Singapore Silencer: With opponent facedown mat (floor etc.) Singapore Caine pulls the oppoent's head back and one leg forward until he's able to stuff the toe of the guy's boot into the guy's mouth.
5. The Singapore Headcase: With Opponent facedown on mat/floor etc. he sits on the opponent's head and pulls forward on his legs as far as he can get them.
6. The Singapore Spinal Tap: With the opponent face down on the mat/floor etc. he stands on the opponent's Spine, grabs his legs, and leans back far a possible.
7. The Singapore Face-Lift:A reverse Electric Chair face first into the top turnbuckle.
Some Info: Many assume from the name Singapore Caine, and the fact that he hails from Singapore, that he's Chinese--but he's actually a typical redneck born american who moved to Singapore to study under a martial arts teacher and legendary cage fighter named Yong Fatu, after he ended up being disappointed in the fighting techniqe of the fight instructors in his home country.
His real name: Caine Sharpe(pre-wrestling identity)
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and his new tag partner!:
Name:Abraham Lincoln The 8th
Height: 8ft.
weight:270 LBS.
Moves:
1. Top Hat: a Standing Shooting Star
2. Lincoln's Ghost: Springboard Dropkick
3. Uncivil War: a Splash
4. Gettysburg Abuse:Sidewalk Slam
5. The Penny Pincher: basically Cena's F-U move.
6. Honesty Is The Best Policy: Jack-Knife
7. The Railroad Spike of Doom: Samoan Spike
8. Ford's Theatre(Finisher): a Spear
Ring Attire: He is dressed--beard and all to look exactly like Abe Lincoln is always shown to look.
History: Nothing else except what has just been told is known about Abe Lincoln the 8th.
Reviews
The Wonderful World of Disney: Home Alone 4: Taking Back the House (2002)
Even makes Home Alone 3 good....
Okay as a fan of the Home Alone flicks I loved parts 1 and 2. I doubted 3 would be as good but wanted to give it a chance before unfairly judging it--and it sucked---part of the problem was that the traps were just not violent enough--like they were in the first two--instead we got crap like stepping in wagons filled with super glue.
and while the idea of four baddies instead of just two was certainly intriguing, the characters ended up being pretty bland.
and the way they got the kid "Home Alone was weak. so weak. as was the motivation for the crooks breaking into the house. It was a terrible movie all around.
Something at the time I gave a Bomb/turkey rating.
But HA 4 amazed me in the fact that it ended up being even worse.So bad that it made HA3 look like Star Wars in comparison!
I ended up being forced to re-rate HA3 up to one star and giving HA4 the bomb rating.
HA3 may have been bad, but it sure wasn't anywhere as horrendous as HA4.
My Big Fat Obnoxious Boss (2004)
Hilarious!
Even better than the entire first series(also hilarious) in it's pilot episode.
can't wait to see NBC's fake reality show "25 Millon dollar hoax" as well.
best part in THIS show though was the "Get the hell outta my office"
BTW who does everyone think the secret "boss" is?
I have a few choices,
Randy(the victim from season 1)
Steve (Fiance from season 1)
Donald Trump
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (2000)
I like this show for the lack of character development and backstories..more realistic
Many folks have bashed this show for not having enough character development and not enough backstories. Coincidentally enough that's one of the biggest reasons I like this show. Don't get me wrong character development is important but the show is much more realistic by putting the backstories and character development on the back burner-they aren't that important to the story and it makes it seem more like your a invisible person viewing something in real-life as opposed to a lame soap opera where most of the character development and background stories have no purpose in aiding the mystery along(example: woman getting divorce from abusive husband) and don't matter or end up getting dropped all together is if they never existed.
Another reason I like this show is that they don't go into fantastically unrealistic plots like "the whole team is trapped in a building with a bomb) very often if at all-those kind of plots don't belong on a show like this that struggles to be as realistic as possible--rather they belong on something more fantasy based like say--Starsky And Hutch, or COPS(kidding!). This is why I hate CSI: Miami. Not a promo goes by with every other one being a "bomb" story or "eighty million terrorists manhunt" story or some other such crap.