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Mulaney (2014)
Do you have someone listen to your jokes before you use them?
Got through about five minutes of the first episode. Cracked a half smile once, worth the 1 star. I've listen to this guys routines on satellite radio and some are really decent, not sure why they used the subway stalker bit. Not his best by any means. Then we start in a doctors office, where there is this forced conversation between a close friend, followed by another friend who just randomly shows up to the doctors office... the extras in the show acknowledge the conversation by looking at main actors, but don't interject when people are randomly yelling in a doctors office. Like the receptionist wouldn't be all "STFU". Last, the jokes weren't even funny and wrapped around a premise that is simply cliché.
Road, Movie (2009)
How do people not see this ripoff?
This is a total ripoff of, well lets see.. Men in Black for one.. its almost the exact same story line. Seasoned cop is awaken to a new reality to perform in a similar capacity yet, in an outside the box reality....hmm. I could also argue that it rips off Back to the Future, The Matrix, Pirates of the Caribbean etc etc, It could have worked if the punch lines weren't so horrible. This was worse than the green Lantern. So bad.
Oh Wait, Beetlejuice did the whole the afterlife is like an office scene first too.. why didn't they get Michael Keaton at the front of the line already
And dare I say they enter the realm of the awful The Frighteners where the outer world mixes with MJFs reality world.
It's obvious they just took a lot of components from everything else and added the Green lantern to make it something more.
Redbox, all the way.
The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones (2013)
The other reviewers are obviously paid.
This movie is painful to watch. It is so slow and incredibly hard to watch, I have not read the books but I think people are either confusing the two, because they already know the storyline or they are working for the production company.
I don't know why IMDb requires ten lines.
But i will comply.
It does not take that long to write a review about a horrible flick.
I might as well go play with my stick.
Or perhaps I can make another rhyme, but oops I hurt my finger and had a great prick.
I'm bleeding now, but I'll be okay, since it is, so very thick! :)
Wrong Turn 5 (2012)
Waste of my life.
I have never felt compelled to write a review before, but I must say this was probably one of the worst movies I have seen.
The movie should be marketed as a success model for the mentally handicapped, because seemingly mentally deficient psychopaths can some how overcome normal individuals who suddenly lose all reason to the simple traps somehow devised by the the mentally challenged.
Not mention the incredibly horrible acting of individuals whom are able to capture the essence of a fish wriggling out of water by their strange convulsions, but are unable to convey the excruciating pain of of being dismembered or taking sharp object to their body.
Go into watching this movie with a low expectation and you wont be disappointing.