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Ravage (1997)
"Homemade" is an understatement
Good Grief. I am big fan of B Grade and indi films but this one just surpasses that greatly. The video quality (on DVD!) was just absolutely painful. Looks to be filmed on a 1986 VHS camcorder. The color is dull and tasteless, contrast is so fuzzy I found my self looking away from the screen to rest my eyes. Looks worse then community access television. I always give movies of this caliber a chance, 1hr through and I turned it off in disgust. The actors seem to not even be trying. The main character (tHe Big bad vigilante) looks like a 300lb NYC pizzeria worker. Music was o.k. for an indi film I guess. Sound effects dubbed in awfully noticeable. And the plot I could have made up in a grade school homework report. No big amazing feat here. My copy went straight into the garbage. I mean at least use a camera over $300!!!! No clue how this made to DVD..and look THIS bad! 0/10
Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Terror (1991)
Super Rare Cult classic!
This movie I actually RENTED (VHS of course) at a local blockbuster back in the mid 90's in NY, I have no idea how it got there. After reviewing it with a gang of friends it was very relevant that it had to be recorded for my own personal collection. As you prolly already know about the movie, that its the original night of the living dead movie but with the entire sound tracks wiped out and replaced with the directors own dialouge and music (his family and friends and a old school drum machine created background music. The outcome is quite strange at times and always funny. Playing types of carnival music and homemade rap music at times makes for an awesome change from what you are used to seeing in the original N.O.T.L.D. - by far! This movie, even after first viewing it almost 10 years ago STILL to this day has us using Quote's from it like. "I wanna sail into ya like a caboose baby, a gentle caboose." and... "You a stupid white bitch you know dat?" This movie seems to be totally unavailable, i think one day i may Convert the VHS to DVD and Divx. quite possible
Deadbeat at Dawn (1988)
This movie is Freak'n Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wish i could give this 10 stars. This is THE best gang wars movie ever. The acting is A+, and i'm not being sarcastic. This movie will have you planted and have you peeping ALL the special features after the movie has ended. So BUY THIS FILM before its gone, Crack a beer(s) or a bottle of JD and get this movie rolling, you will love it, and the gore spots aswell :) The Short film My Sweet Satan is a very nice addition to the deadbeat at dawn special addition DVD since the short Sweet Satan is now out of print and banned in some countries. Its a true story of a murder done by a couple wanna be satanic metal heads, one that dealt acid, No spoilers here. Buy this flick, there are still some left at HKflix.com, get'em before they're gone. I wish there were more gang flicks like this!! :(