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Black Nativity (2013)
BLACK Nativity
For one I can't believe such racial titles and movies are even allowed these days. Secondly - the same cast/crew that did this movies past movies have bombed beyond belief so - WHY is everyone shocked?
This is certainly no surprise.
Let's actually take a moment to analyze this...
1) The obviously unnecessary racist title - REALLY guys? The very ones always stating "let the past go", etc is the ones who keep bringing it up and even throwing into the title of a movie - major shock there. Where's Asian Nativity, Caucasian Nativity? Oh that's right, that would be a law suit.
2)Casting - Jennifer Hudson? PUKE!!!! she can't even sing much less act. Mary J? SAME THING hahahaha she has what 2 good songs and trying to act? PUKE AGAIN!!!! and yeah the list goes on and on.
Just reason after reason for disaster on this abomination of a wannabe movie.
Silver Linings Playbook (2012)
Seriously!?!? Awful!!!!
I read ALL this hype and this big 8/10+ rating - and finally rented this HORRIBLE HORRIBLE movie WOW what in the world??? Be glad I can't rate negative because I sure as heck would. What would people even begin to see in this disaster? I did stick it out to the end *yawning and thinking "how fast can I get this back to the red machine?"*
Simply put - acting? ehhh well if you can get past the lame storyline, the yelling and screaming, the annoying girl who won't stop pestering the psycho guy in the movie - you might could rate it.
I don't know what else to tell everyone - STAY FAR AWAY - it's not even work the buck I spent renting this.
Man of Steel (2013)
Mildly Entertaining
I thought it was a reasonable attempt of a reboot...
As long as you don't mind all the Matrix references along with Morpheus playing a roll to go along with all of them.
Heck you even get a Neo - Smith air fight!
ehhh - seen it already but thanks for the memory lapse?
I thought the special effects were outstanding so I give it a huge plus there.
I thought the acting was .... there was acting?
I thought the character development was .... there was character development?
Movies these days - so quick to try to make a buck.