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Knock at the Cabin (2023)
10 minutes of hope then...
I'm going to be beyond kind and give with movie a 2 out of 10 rather than a 1.
This is so typical of everything that M Night Shyamalan has been involved with over the past decade. The first 10 minutes or so, you get this feeling, that there is something interesting going on; after that, M Night shows his true colors.
There isn't anything beyond the first 10 minutes that is worth watching, the way M Night writes movies reminds me of going to high school and the pretensions film makers that think they are so smart and amazing that any and everything they touch, becomes barable.
I wouldn't watch this movie again, if it stopped the fate of humanity, that M Night suggests doing whatever needs doing inside of this movie does.
I wish that rather than M Night ever getting the chance to create another movie, humanity dies out.
Please M night, stop making movies, it's just not for you.
Escape Room: Tournament of Champions (2021)
Watch it if you want to, but, this is way too dumb.
I don't remember a lot from the forgettable first movie, but what I do remember that there was some semblance of thought behind the rooms to it.
In this movie, all of the geniuses can just instinctively figure out what is going on inside of the badly written rooms, without a single clue to guide them in the right direction.
If you can watch it for free, sure, go wild, but make sure you're properly boozed up before that.
So dumb, so bad, tbh, it shouldn't have been made.
Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City (2021)
Avan Jogia and the writer turned this movie from a 5 to a 2
Maybe, if you can't act/write, you should stay away from Hollywood.
This was horrible, there was so much potential but hen, this!?! Why?
How in the world is it possible that people who can't write, direct or act get to be in Hollywood, y'all used to mean quality.
Hero Mode (2021)
I'm a game developer
I watched this with a few of my fellow developers. I can't find the words.
We'd all watched the trailer and figured, we won't like this, but the actual movie is even worse and dumber than the trailer.
These people should never be allowed anywhere near a camera, possibly even a pencil, this is beyond awful.
Do. Not. Watch.
Old (2021)
Could someone stop M. Night from making movies?
M. Night Shyamalan keeps making worse and worse movies, this can only be compared to the ... show, known as The Last Airbender, it's dumb, pretensions and i, just stop him, it's enough, there are people with actual talent out there, give them a shot! FIRE HIM!
Censor (2021)
Boring, long and artsy
It's not scary, it's not new, it's pure artsy and no one should have to view it.
Kudos to the actors, everyone did a great job making this writer's horrible unimaginatively come to life.
The Unholy (2021)
It's not horrible.. But it's not great.
This is a scary movie if you haven't finished middle school, they talk about god as if it's a factual thing that exists. After that they justify the burning of witches in the 18th century, whop.
Negan was amazing, as were the other actors, but the person who wrote the script is too much of a devout Christian to be able to write anything that works outside of the US.
The Djinn (2021)
Even Worse Than a Zack Snyder Flick.
4.7 is about 4.6 too much for this horrible movie, just don't watch it, listen to the reviews of anyone who has given this lover than 3/10.
I just, this is so bad.
Army of the Dead (2021)
I've seen every episode of the Walking Dead the Worst is Better than this.
This movie, is literally the movie all indie Zombie movie makers write after having taken a class in high school on script writing.
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How do I know this? I and a few friends wrote a Zombie flick in High School, we filmed it, watched it once. Then we literally burned the tape, Snyder should've done us all a kindness and done the same with this.
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You know.. I've watched every. Single. Episode of The Walking Dead, Fear the Walking Dead, even Z-Nation! If you've tried to do the same, you know there's a lot of horrible acting, writing and directing there. But I still watched it all! That's how much I need Zombies in my life.
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This is more reminiscent of The Walking Dead: World Beyond a series so.. Beyond bad that I couldn't even finish the third episode.
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This movie is so horrible and so badly written that I'd watched ALL of The Walking Dead: World Beyond rather than watch it again.
Tl;dr
Write your local Hollywood representative and make them promise never to hire Snyder again.
In the Earth (2021)
This is beyond garbage.
The writing leaves... Look. A $500.000.000 budget and Christopher Noland working together with James Cameron couldn't make this script watchable.
Just read the "waste of time" review then remember that 4 out of 10 is such an incredibly generous score that it made me have to write this "review".
It's barely worth a 1, even though the actors aren't half bad... I mean even the direction and production, is all good enough, the script and the story in itself is just so garbage it makes me sad.
The Walking Dead: World Beyond (2020)
My first review, it really is that bad.
I'm an avid zombie lover, books, movies or series, no matter I'll be there! But this? I really wish it was possible to give a 0.
If you've ever watched a horror movie, and gone "No, don't go there, stop!". Then you've gotten the awful yet satisfying, "I told you so!" feeling a good may times.
In this series, apparently written by a zombie, you don't even get that, danger? Nah, the power of youth and writers block to the rescue!
TWD and F:TWD has had a few, let's say less than amazing episodes, AS of the time of writing, I'm two episodes in, and the best minute of this show won't even come close to the worst in any of those. Skip it!
Happy Feet (2006)
-My movie of the year-
We've all seen Pixar's movies and the visual quality of those also there's Disney's earlier works containing wonderful music.
Happy Feet isn't just able to keep up with movies made by pre-mentioned but I've found that on more than one occasion it's even surpassed them.
If you're bored this movie is for you. If you're spending time with the one you love, this movie is for you. However if you're having the time of your life and can not possibly think of anything more entertaining to do, then you're already watching it.
Together with friends this was a really nice movie, because there are many humorous scenes in it.
Don't take my word for it, just watch it and make sure you've got a nice TV as well as a great sound system.
Devil's Den (2006)
Terrible clichés all the way
There's not much to say about this movie, if you like B "horror" movies, still keep away from this one. I've never seen so many terrible actors in one single movie before and it disturbed me quite heavily in the way they abused good old folk lore.
As pre-mentioned, there is not a whole lot to say about this movie. Don't for a second believe the high average of 7 which it currently has. During the first 20minutes I was inclined to give it an 8 or a 7 just because it was terrible in a... good way.
Sadly it's really easy to predict everything plot/character vise in this movie. Some of the effects weren't terrible, but not at all good, the monsters quite frankly looked like...****.
The Perfect Neighbor (2005)
Not the best movie I've ever seen
I must say that when I picked the box up the cover and the description of the movie almost made me feel a bit uncomfortable, because it seemed to be able to give me quite a fright. Now the only thing which made me feel uncomfortable was how bad the actors were. Perry King who played William Costigan was the one who I found to make the best of this movie and his part wasn't big enough to lift it up a lot. Maybe from a two to a three but no more than that. Barbara Niven who played the main character Donna Germaine was quite a disappointment, the character was well written and did somethings which a person in that state might actually do if this had been for real. Barabara Niven who was very... good at overplaying the part where she was "The Perfect Neighbor" should probably not be offered similar roles. The day I watched this I had, had a good night's sleep but after the movie was to an end I was almost about to have another one and this was in the middle of the day mind you. Usually after watching a movie of this class I'd recommend it as a sleeping pill, but since the story is quite disturbing (it really was a nice thought) and the acting is so terrible, you might, if you are in that mood laugh until you cry. I'd recommend this movie for someone who has a nice boy or girl over and doesn't want to focus all of their energy on a movie to rent this one. That might actually have been it's purpose.