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Metalocalypse (2006)
It's not bad...
I, as a metal-head, don't feel offended by it at all. I've heard over the net a lot of stupid things said how "this show is so dump!!! They're making fun of metal and blablabla". Actually most of the jokes are quite funny. There really are metal-heads just like that (the beans part in episode 2 hahaha), and it show's some part of the metal world. But most of the time I can't really understand what they are talking about... might be me, but I think they talk a biiiit too fast..The story doesn't make much sense, but... it's still funny. And the soundtrack is great too:D So all in all, it's not a bad show, but I think you have to know what metal is (I mean know more than the fact that metal-heads have long hair and drink a lot), otherwise the jokes might have other context ;)
The Apocalypse (1997)
Who was stupid enough to fund this?!
The day I watched this movie was the dullest day in my life. I was sick, I was alone at home, the PC was being fixed, and there was ABSOLUTELY nothing else on the TV. Otherwise, there is no way I'm watching this movie. Now, thinking back, I wonder why I watched the whole crap... It's more than just stupid. It is stupidity and beyond. And... Sandra Bernhard appears to be the name, is so ugly, it's unbelievable. And I ask you? Who funded this peace of garbage? Who was dump enough? They didn't even tried... They use motorbike helmets with some plaster on them for the space suits!!! I can go on and on about how much this movie sucks, about the clichés, about the stupid bloopers, but... what's the point? The point is that if you haven't, than you should NEVER watch this film, unless you're a complete and total idiot. It's not even funny in it's stupidity... damn...
Team America: World Police (2004)
my favorite movie
Well... wath can I say... Maybe THE GREATEST American movie I have seen in about... well... a lot of time. I really really liked it. Parker and Stone are true geniuses. I am a fan of the south park episodes, but when i saw SOUTH PARK THE MOVIE I was really disappointed. So I didn't expext much of Team America, but I'm so happy, that I was wrong. The last several years, every time I watched an American action movie, or something like that (Pearl Harbor for instance ;) I wished that someone could make a good gag, not only with the movie, but with the USA. I don't like Americans (from the US, the others are cool). I think that the average American is an idiot. But that isn't the subject, so I go to the point: I really liked the songs in the movie (America, F**K yeah!, The song about "Pearl Harbor", etc.) and the way that the directors told us, that the Americans catching the terrorist make more damage, then the terrorist would do. Wath more can I say... Great movie!!! Nothing more, nothing less.