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Titanic II (2010)
A very low budget film based on the Titanic story
Appears to be a fairly blatant attempt to cash in on the popularity of the Titanic story. Very poor plot, cheap sets, pretty bad acting and a low effects budget makes this film utterly pointless. Only reason to see it is so you can tell your friends that it exists, laugh at the cheap set wobbling around and be amazed at the same clip of a ship used over and over (and over) due to lack of budget.
ACTING:Poor- PLOT:Pointless - ENDING:Laughable - EFFECTS:Low budget
LAUGHS:N/A - SCARES:N/A - TWISTS:Very predictable - GORE: N/A- 3D VERSION: N/A
>>Worth watching for free: Only for a laugh
>>Worthwatching at bargain price: No
>>Worth watching at standard price: Not a chance
V/H/S (2012)
A collection of shorts, not a film, but worth seeing.
Although there is a fairly poor theme to explain the various short films included, it's pretty pointless. Ignore the storyline and just enjoy the various short films presented. A few are a bit amateur but some are very well written and filmed, with some reasonable effects & scares.
Well worth a watch if you like a scary scene or two, but avoid if you want a coherent film with a single storyline.
ACTING:Mixed - PLOT:Pointless - ENDING:There isn't one - EFFECTS:OK
LAUGHS:N/A - SCARES:Not bad - TWISTS:A few good ones - GORE: Average - 3D VERSION: N/A
>>WORTH WATCHING FOR FREE: Yes
>>WORTH WATCHING AT BARGAIN PRICES: Yes
>>WORTH WATCHING AT NORMAL PRICES: Probably not
Bath Salt Zombies (2013)
a poor, home-made feel.
An odd theme that had the potential to be quite funny, but wasn't. Cartoon-style intro was good, but rest of the film appears to be very home-made and poorly directed. Sexy/erotic scenes were pointlessly long. Don't bother watching unless you're just intrigued by the title.
Acting:Not great - Plot:Poor - Ending:Odd- Effects:Basic
Laughs:None - Scares:None - Twists:None - Gore:Poor - 3d Version:N/A
Overall opinion:
>>Worth watching for free: No
>>Worth watching at bargain price: No
>>Worth watching at standard price: Hell No
Side Effects (2013)
Worth watching, but not a blockbuster
Good enough film to keep us watching and fairly well written. Not a bad storyline and seemed to be quite cleverly directed in places to build some good tension. Some well known faces helped, but the acting wasn't as good as we'd hoped.
| Acting: Not great | Plot: Good | Ending: Good | Effects: n/a |
| Laughs: n/a | Scares: n/a | Twists: OK | Gore: n/a | 3d Version: n/a |
Overall opinion:
>>Worth watching for free: Yes
>>Worth watching at bargain price: Yes
>>Worth watching at standard price: No