I'm usually a complete sucker for zombie films, hence why I paid £3 for this production out of an Asda DVD bargain bin on a bored Friday evening, even though every element of my common sense dictated otherwise.
You just have to look at the DVD cover; there are no still shots on the back, quotes from all number of unknown and quite obscure sounding websites (no proper publications) and some pretty cheap looking background design depicting a mass of advancing zombies with a burning Big Ben in the background. And is that Bub on the front row!? Looks good from a distance, you would think but don't be fooled, it's as misleading as it is cheap; never being one to judge a book by it's cover I pressed ahead regardless however.
So DVD in and we open up to quite an interesting scene depicting a company of soldiers storming a farm, with scientists in biosuits collecting samples from a dead zombie and a news read out dubbed over it. This looks quite good, credit where it's due; I'm lead to believe they were real soldiers hence the reason why they all have the proper kit and real weapons, it makes it look like the producers paid attention to detail which is a quality some productions completely lack. The acting in this bit isn't too bad either, but that's probably because it's real.
It gets even more promising as the film progresses, the producers up til this point seem to have made very good use of what little budget they had to work with, it all looks very convincing and really builds your hopes up. I particularly like the interviews with the going members of the public, very realistic and really brings it home to you.
So far so good then, we have a realistic, gritty-looking film depicting an impending crisis done very well, I was ready to give this film a 9 up until this point, it only really goes wrong when it all supposedly 'kicks off'.
The news crew who we are following find themselves stranded in an empty village, the inhabitants' locations we can only guess, after their car breaks down (serves him right for buying French) and all we know is that something bad is going to happen and it all seems very Blair Witch-like. When it comes to it however, the 'shock' moment is a bit of a let down. In the moments leading up to it I found myself holding the fast forward button for a good few minutes as the character ponderously ventures into the various rooms of the house, this bit could have been easily cut out I reckon as it served no purpose what so ever. When you finally get to the moment in question, the character lets out a laughably girly scream and locks the door leading into the room, then swears a bit. Great.
And this is pretty much initiates this film's slippery slide into mediocrity, arguably it's biggest fault, the film crew abandon the house hastily and ventures into the nearby forest, this is where we leave them until the end. We then switch to three completely different characters whom we know nothing about, no build-up, no introduction, all we know is they drive yet another French car, will they ever learn? This is crude to say the least and none of the characters have had any form of development at all so you find it very hard to become emotionally attached to them, not to mention leaving the viewer a little confused. This theme is pretty much continued throughout the film, your fast forward button is bound to be a little worn by this point.
Eventually it turns out that the main characters are not the main characters at all, and instead the film re-focuses upon another bunch randomers held up in a farmhouse that we are introduced to halfway through the film and know absolutely nothing about; completely misdirected and it just leaves you feeling detached as a viewer and it's those words I use to sum up this entire film.
I feel this was a real opportunity wasted here, I love low budget films for their down to earth grit and the atmosphere they create, I also admire their directors for their ingenuity, but as far as The Zombie Diaries goes I'm very disappointed. They had the basis to make a great bit of indie cinema here, but rushed development and a very poor script have denied this film any form of greatness or cult status.
The action scenes are staid and clumsy, the story stutters and stalls, the ending is contrived and to top this all off the characters are really unlikeable. For it's entertainment value, this film is a flop.
I'm going to resist the urge to go into detail about my personal qualms with this film regarding one particularly distasteful scene involving a young girl and a 9mm 'mercy shot', I'll let you come to your own conclusion about that...
Ho hum, for £3 I shouldn't really grumble.
2/10
You just have to look at the DVD cover; there are no still shots on the back, quotes from all number of unknown and quite obscure sounding websites (no proper publications) and some pretty cheap looking background design depicting a mass of advancing zombies with a burning Big Ben in the background. And is that Bub on the front row!? Looks good from a distance, you would think but don't be fooled, it's as misleading as it is cheap; never being one to judge a book by it's cover I pressed ahead regardless however.
So DVD in and we open up to quite an interesting scene depicting a company of soldiers storming a farm, with scientists in biosuits collecting samples from a dead zombie and a news read out dubbed over it. This looks quite good, credit where it's due; I'm lead to believe they were real soldiers hence the reason why they all have the proper kit and real weapons, it makes it look like the producers paid attention to detail which is a quality some productions completely lack. The acting in this bit isn't too bad either, but that's probably because it's real.
It gets even more promising as the film progresses, the producers up til this point seem to have made very good use of what little budget they had to work with, it all looks very convincing and really builds your hopes up. I particularly like the interviews with the going members of the public, very realistic and really brings it home to you.
So far so good then, we have a realistic, gritty-looking film depicting an impending crisis done very well, I was ready to give this film a 9 up until this point, it only really goes wrong when it all supposedly 'kicks off'.
The news crew who we are following find themselves stranded in an empty village, the inhabitants' locations we can only guess, after their car breaks down (serves him right for buying French) and all we know is that something bad is going to happen and it all seems very Blair Witch-like. When it comes to it however, the 'shock' moment is a bit of a let down. In the moments leading up to it I found myself holding the fast forward button for a good few minutes as the character ponderously ventures into the various rooms of the house, this bit could have been easily cut out I reckon as it served no purpose what so ever. When you finally get to the moment in question, the character lets out a laughably girly scream and locks the door leading into the room, then swears a bit. Great.
And this is pretty much initiates this film's slippery slide into mediocrity, arguably it's biggest fault, the film crew abandon the house hastily and ventures into the nearby forest, this is where we leave them until the end. We then switch to three completely different characters whom we know nothing about, no build-up, no introduction, all we know is they drive yet another French car, will they ever learn? This is crude to say the least and none of the characters have had any form of development at all so you find it very hard to become emotionally attached to them, not to mention leaving the viewer a little confused. This theme is pretty much continued throughout the film, your fast forward button is bound to be a little worn by this point.
Eventually it turns out that the main characters are not the main characters at all, and instead the film re-focuses upon another bunch randomers held up in a farmhouse that we are introduced to halfway through the film and know absolutely nothing about; completely misdirected and it just leaves you feeling detached as a viewer and it's those words I use to sum up this entire film.
I feel this was a real opportunity wasted here, I love low budget films for their down to earth grit and the atmosphere they create, I also admire their directors for their ingenuity, but as far as The Zombie Diaries goes I'm very disappointed. They had the basis to make a great bit of indie cinema here, but rushed development and a very poor script have denied this film any form of greatness or cult status.
The action scenes are staid and clumsy, the story stutters and stalls, the ending is contrived and to top this all off the characters are really unlikeable. For it's entertainment value, this film is a flop.
I'm going to resist the urge to go into detail about my personal qualms with this film regarding one particularly distasteful scene involving a young girl and a 9mm 'mercy shot', I'll let you come to your own conclusion about that...
Ho hum, for £3 I shouldn't really grumble.
2/10
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