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We're the Millers (2013)
WTM?! (get it? instead of wtf...........OK i guess that wasn't that funny)
Im so glad i get to see the rise of a truly great snl man, and the return of Jennifer Aniston (which i was very happy about). I love Jason and i hope he makes more movies this funny. This whole movie reminds me of "vacation" (1983). Lets just hope there will be a sequel, "We are the millers 2: revenge of the spider!" Crazy fun and insanely insane this movie will have you rolling in the isles. And you gotta expect it from one of the funniest man on the 21st century, i hope Jason will soon direct a film of his own. And that is why only one 3 word word can describe this movie: WTM?! (get it? instead of wtf...........OK i guess that wasn't that funny)Just please see this film you will love it! And im not just saying that its pretty funny.
The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)
Completely inaccurate and a terrible film. Why i urge you to not waste your time and watch something else.
This movie is the worst spider man anything ever made. It is Completely inaccurate and a terrible film. And here is Why i urge you to not waste your time and watch something else: )step number one: telling you all the flaws) First of all peter Parker has glasses and when he is bitten by the spider he no longer needs them. but in this film that is not the story. peter doesn't have them from the beginning which is a huge flaw! Also (no offense to Sally Field here, i think she is a wonderful actor and i think Anne Hathaway didn't deserve that Oscar at all) aunt may is not a brunet, I'm sure the only reason they made Sally Field take the job is because they wanted more people to see it. (step 2: criticism) Marc Webb obviously doesn't know the first thing about spider man, and for that i say for shame. if he didn't have the knowledge to make the film why didn't he just not make it? Hopefully the sequel will bomb, and I'm sure the only reason that anyone saw this film is because they were spider man fans, even i fell for Marc Webb's trick and watched it. And that, is why This is a Completely inaccurate and a terrible film. I urge you to not waste your time and watch something else.
Skyfall (2012)
Craig is the worst bond
To be quite frank the only part of this film i liked was when bond was shot. Because (apparently) MGM has lost their mind. First of all, if they wanted a blond bond, Neil Patrick Harris would have been a much better choice. If a blond bond is acceptable, than Huston, we have aproblem! Craig resembles nothing but a common street bum. Hese got a bit too much attitude. The bond series was going fine until he took the job. (i myself prefer Rogor Moore) Daniel Craig is the most overrated actor in the history of the world. As for the film, we've got a black money penny, and a blond 007, oh yeah this is gonna be a great film!(if you haven't guessed by now that was sarcasm) I would have loved this film but there was one big flaw, bigger than the fact that we've got the most Unsexy bond in the history of films. It was the fact that there was no black whole thing where James bond came up to it and shot it. How anyone liked this film i will never know. 7 years ago when i watched casino royale i noticed all of this and everyone else there loved it. Well i stood up and said no! you cant do that, because James bond isn't a blond wimp! and that, is why Craig is the worst bond. Oh and p.s. anyone who thinks I'm wrong obviously didn't see the other James bonds. And that, is the cosmic perspective...
Big Brother (2000)
how the hell did this show even get popular
Heres the entire series: "omg!" and thats about it. I think this show is teaching people to be d***bags, its a bad influence on kids and it enforces stereotypes that everyone in the world is a jerk, i don't know how this show has lasted 13 years. but somehow it has. And i used to like Julie Chen but now i just see her as an idiot who will literally take any job and do anything so she can get her hands on some money. (And lets be honest here, thats what every celeb wants) in the end i give this show a 1 because its (next to every other reality show on TV) idiotic! like these people are going to be themselves with a camera in their face and i mic hanging above them. If cbs knows whats good for them they will cancel this show and replace it with something that is actually watchable. although im not sure if they know what that word means, i mean really? Hawaii five o 21st century stile? who came up with that idea? Anyways i just think this show should go away and stop annoying all the people who agree with me.
Motive (2013)
A dreadful rip off !
This show is a complete rip off of Columbo where you knew the killer at the beginning. I don't like how the show is trying to be funny and what-not. And as most of the acting of today, its not a treat. Along with the acting, the actors themselves are just very strange and awkward. I've also never liked Kristin Lehman or anything she has ever been known for. You would think they would get a actual actor that we know. All-in-all i will never like this show. And I think Peter Falk would be disappointed if he had heard of this show. I don't have a real recommendation because absolutely no one on this show has done anything acceptable. But that is my opinion...or is it?
The Five-Year Engagement (2012)
why Jason Segel? why?
I am ashamed of this boring performance. I felt that Jason Segel was very dull in this film, the plot was strange, the acting was terrible, and the quality was quite low. I think this is possible one of the worst movies i've ever seen i would not recommend it at all. I think it is a waste of time. And is not funny at all. And believe me when i say he had the potential to make this film funny. This movie is a must not watch. No copyright violation intended.And if you want a Reel Recommendation then "this is the end" is what you want. It has Jason Segel in it and it is a great film. I hope this review will stop you from wasting your time with this movie and watch something else.
The Pink Panther (1963)
Haha, thats funny
This is a classic but it wasn't as funny as the 2006 one. Also i felt there was Les Peter Sellers and more David Niven then there should've been. I loved the car chase scene it was hilarious! other than that it wasn't that funny. I hated how the bad guys won in the end you'd think it would be a happy ending.i was really disappointed because usually i love Peter Sellers movies such as "the party" and "Dr Strangelove" but this wasn't that good. The story was nice and it was hilarious in a few scenes therefore it deserves an 8. Oh! I almost forgot! Robert Wagner's role was a fun little surprise, i didn't think it was him at first then i looked at the cover of the case and there it was! I didn't recognize him because he was so young. Anyways i hope the sequels have more Peter Sellers in them because that was what i paid to see :D
Star Trek: Generations (1994)
The ultimate Star Trek movie. Kirk and Piccard are the best st duo ever!
I love this movie mainly because Its Kirk and Picard the two best st captains who ever lived. therefore it is the best st movie of all time. I was surprised of how high the quality of this movie was. i'm sure allot of people think of it as two old geezers fooling around in a crappy license movie but this was quite the contrary. i almost lost track of time, i was so absorbed in how amazing the movie was. It just wasn't the fact that the two of them were together at last. The acting of Bret spinner was incredible as well. For those of you who haven't seen it yet you are in for a treat(i don't want to oversell but you are going to love this film!)
Under the Dome (2013)
Dome, sweet Dome.
i have to say there was allot in the first episode. The main reason i watched it in the first place was that i wanted to know where the dome came from. There are obviously some changes from the novel. The show has allot of work put into it and has some surprises(and this is the first episode were talking' about here) The thing I'm not sure if anyone noticed but me is: this show is by Amblin entertainment which means, surprise surprise! Stephen Spielberg. I'm very impressed by that. All-in-all its a pretty decent show. The acting is alright except the role of Rachelle Lefevre. I have to say she had a very disappointing role. She had a very strange attitude and seemed very shy in her role. And to be honest i didn't like her in the first place. 8/10 a must see for all Stephen lovers! (King and Spielberg :D)
How to Live with Your Parents (For the Rest of Your Life) (2013)
A women and her daughter go off to live with her parents
Wow! i must say that this show is one of the biggest failures of the season. Along with most shows on ABC this one has a plot that can only lead to disaster. I am ashamed that Brad Garrett took the job on this show because it does not help his career one bit. Yet, after his (much better) performance in the comedy "'Til Death" you cant blame him, he is at the edge of the road to retirement but this show is just a display that he wont be having a nicely padded farewell. All-in-all i think that this show should be canceled as soon as possible. A perfect way to describe this show is "unconcious" meaning it is bad but its not quite gone.