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Charlie Valentine (2009)
piece of trash
Complete piece of trash...if it wasn't for the over abundance of strippers I would have fallen asleep. I gave it a generous *3 rating due to the strippers crotch shots and the breasts "o vision used in the strip club scenes. Tom Berenger is in the film for two minutes; even he should be ashamed to let them use his face for PR on this film. The trash you get out of red box these days. I guess it was worth a dollar to see "Blondie"<----(stage name) in her Red Negligee and pumps. More pole dances and a little less attempts at acting would have made this film somewhat enjoyable, as it plays now, not recommend. The Cobra vehicle in the film is also a highlight...
A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)
Terrible
I can't give a review since i walked out after the first hour, bored me to tears. The only reason I waited an hour to walk out was I thought it couldn't get much worse...it did. The trailers for this film are more entertaining. The theater gave me my money back and a free movie pass, so not all was lost. I can see how some may enjoy it, just wasn't my bag, the movie seemed to drag almost all the way through it (atleast the first hour) When a movie makes me check my watch, its not a good sign. I doubt Ill ever see the end of this movie, just didn't keep my interest. The sets on the film looked good, but thats not enough to make up for a boring film.