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Transporter 2 (2005)
The BEST WORST movie ever!
Wow... just wow... I remember watching the first Transporter movie. I never had high expectations, and I was neither surprised or disappointed. Same thing went with this action flick. It was so bad that it was good! It did not have any real storyline, it was amazingly corny, and so badly directed that it was one of the most entertaining films in movie history! Definitely worth a watch, it seriously should also be categorized as comedy.... The only problem I had with the movie was... "Where the hell did the hot Asian chick from the first movie go? It's as if he dumped her and never spoke of her again...."
Either way, give the movie a shot, you will definitely enjoy it...
6/10
Boogeyman (2005)
Horrible...
When you think of horror movies, you try to see what original, something that scares the living s**t out of you, something which keeps you wanting more. Boogeyman, though not original was a REALLY good idea, why not turn your child fantasy fears into a movie which will scare the hell out of us, HAHA... no, this movie didn't do a very good job.
This movie starts with our main character, Tim, who as a child seems to have a problem with the stories his daddy is telling him, they, like many children at a young age, give him nightmares. We go into a scene where a shadow forms into the shape of a man and once the light is turned on, he clothes worn by the "shadow" drop on the ground. Then we have this little conversation with Tim and his daddy, who comes into the room, who then enters the closet mocking and once he comes out, BOOM. He gets brutally jacked around and finally pulled into the closet... brutal, brutal scene indeed. Eventually Timmy-boy grows up into an adult who still has these little problems always watching his back and scared of closets and such. He get's the news of his mothers death and goes back to his old home to gather her things, and the Boogeyman horrors restart from here.
So, after reading the outline, you're thinking, "this movie doesn't seem so bad, why is it so horrible?". Well, my answers lies in the concept of the higher rated horror movies which actually scare for longer than those 2 or so hours you're spending watching the movie. We're thinking of movies such as The Ring, The Exorcist, or The Grudge. This movie, goes highly into the "BOO Factor". All we get is these little scares by some dumb images coming OUT OF NOWHERE for NO REASON AT ALL with extremely loud noises. We get a boo with his girlfriend turning around to be his evil looking mother, we even get a little scare off a loud bus during the change of a scene out of nowhere... they tried too hard. There's also that Raven scene... where the HELL did it some from? WHY the hell did it stick it's beak into his window and kill itself.... Nothing but little "Boo's" throughout the movie. Movie like the Ring or the Exorcist keep a scary image in your head keeping you in fear because of the plot and the whole concept of the movie... Boogeyman does no such thing.
Then we have Boogeyman himself... he's like... some bald-dog-mummy-old guy-looking thing... yes... he looks terrible... he's also loud like a dragon. We're supposed to be scared of that? No... I don't think so, I was expecting something that looks more humanoid.
Seriously, don't even waste your money or more importantly, your 90 minutes on this pile of garbage. You're only gonna get little jump scares, nothing that will make you enjoy this terrible movie.
1/10
Blade II (2002)
Intense action, nice storyline, and a bad-ass hero
As soon as I saw the trailer for this years ago I knew I had to watch Blade 1 to get to see this thing. I had some sweet expectation for this movie, and guess what, I wasn't disappointed! Some minor spoilers ahead...
This movie, starts off with Blade looking for his mentor Whistler who apparently died in Blade but has actually been kidnapped by the vampires and moved around from place to place. With Whistler gone, Blade has a new sidekick Scud, who is witty, smart, and funny at the same time. After the whole whistler thing, Blade is recruited by the vamps because some a new kind of Vampire called the "Reaper" is out and must be stopped. He must lead a team of vampires who were ironically trained for two years to take Blade out. The story builds from there with a lot of ass-kicking, feeding, blood, humor, and some intense action.
When I first saw this movie I was like WOW. This one had a bit of humor and the action was amazing. Blade somehow appeared cockier, stronger, funnier, and more violent than in the previous Blade movie. The Bloodpack (Vampire group) is not a bad addition to the storyline because they don't take as much camera time as the Nightstalkers in Blade Trinity.
The Effects had a bit of flaws but the martial arts make up for it, the acting job wasn't bad except for some of the BloodPack members (e.g Chupa). The villain is completely bad-ass and just by looking at this guy you know he's something.
Check this movie out if you enjoyed Blade, you will not be disappointed.
9/10