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Jayek
Reviews
Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008)
More a warning than a review
I'm sure when people put together a motion picture their intent is not to make a cheesy piece of uninteresting drivel, but you wouldn't know it from this one. It's not so bad as to make you wretch or gouge out your eyes but it really just isn't worth the time. Watch it if you have nothing better to do which would be almost anything.
Resident Alien (2021)
Something refreshing
When I saw the pilot I had the same feeling as when I first saw Dead Like Me. It's different, grabbing, quirky, well written and well acted. Mark me down as a fan.
Zombie Shark (2015)
Bad
When you see a title like Zombio Shark you shouldn't expect Oscar material. You won't be disappointed. Your lowest expectations will be met and maybe exceeded. I think the acting was bad but it was hard to tell due to the poor plot and script. It's worth watching if only to make you more appreciate average to good movies. I don't know how it rated a three, I think a 2 would be generous.(I'm saving my 1 for movies that actually make me throw up). There was virtually no character that I cared about. With most, any misfortune that befell them was 1) their own fault 2) based on actions that only a very slow witted person would take 3) terminal clumsiness and 4) they deserved what they got. I don't think the intent was to be pulling for the sharks but I really didn't care one way or the other. (My first review)