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Beautiful Creatures (2013)
Redneck Twilight
Great special effects, a good set, enough money, and to ruin it: lets add overly cliché teen romance, and two very crappy main actors and turn the movie into a slimy, bad story-lined, redneck twilight suited only for 10-13 year old girls who have not yet seen proper movies.
The story is about a boy raised in a Christ loving Town (lawd jeezus it's a fire! kind of town) in the Southern States. His life chances when a girl from a family of witches arrives in his school. And guess what? they'll fall in love,against the wishes of her uncle. but oh no... when Lena turns 16, fate will decide if she'll become a good or bad witch, and her "human" boyfriend will have an important role in this.
Astérix et les Vikings (2006)
No humor, and not half as good as the other movies
I watched the movie in the Dutch dub, but that was enough to form my opinion about this movie.
I know that I shouldn't be so critical because this is a kiddy movie, but compared to the other movies, played with actual people and the animated, even compared to the comic books, this movie is a pure, money based production.
The animation looks beautiful, but it seems they were so busy with that part, they forgot to add everything else. I really missed the humor, the characters were boring and the story was as flat and thin as a nickel.
unlike a lot of kiddy movies (like Monsters Inc.), the only real way to enjoy this is to be a 4 year old.
I'm sorry if i'm this harsh, but i'm no liar.
You want something funny? avoid this and watch this one: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0133385/?ref_=sr_2