planetdan1 Reviews

Murder Mystery (2019)

Please stop

[4/10 · 16 June 2019]

For the love of God, can someone please make Sandler stop making these crappy movies. Ugh.

Changeland (2019)

Eh, just didn't do it

[4/10 · 12 June 2019]

I gave it a four but mainly for cinematography. The story slugs along and never accomplished anything for me. Seth's performance is strange at best. I wasn't sure if I was supposed to laugh at scenes or what. Clunky and sluggish was my take.

The Silence (II) (2019)

Come on man

[2/10 · 11 April 2019]

I can only hope Tucci fired his agent after this garbage. Wow.

Avengers of Justice: Farce Wars (2018)

WTF

[1/10 · 6 August 2018]

What the hell did I just watch? More importantly, why did I watch most of this? I was genuinely embarrassed for the actors and actresses in this hilarity. I can only hope some agents lost their jobs over this piece of crap. Holy moly Batman, this is bad.

Looking Glass (I) (2018)

See the original

[5/10 · 15 May 2018]

It's called Voyeur and it's a documentary on Netflix about a guy in Colorado who peeped on guests in his hotel. This movie is a blatant rip off of that story.

The Strangers: Prey at Night (2018)

Try some lighting in your scenes

[4/10 · 11 March 2018]

If you like watching a movie that is shot entirely in the dark so you cannot see most of what you are watching, or the victim classically runs down the middle of the road while the bad guy chases in a truck, or so many plot holes i lost count in the first 30 minutes; then this is the movie for you. I've never made a movie in my life but I am pretty sure shooting in total darkness for half your movie is not the way to do it. This movie is what it is. If you pay to see it, well; that one is on you. Wait for Netflix and make sure there is literally nothing else in the world to watch that night.

The Killing of a Sacred Deer (2017)

Weird dialogue delivery

[5/10 · 13 December 2017]

The only imprint I got from watching this movie was Colin's strained and robotic delivery of his dialogue. Strange to say the least unless he was directed that way possibly in which case, it is still strange.

Pink Floyd: Behind the Wall (2011 TV Movie)

Turn down the music

[7/10 · 9 November 2017]

The background music, although awesome, was way to loud and at times drowned out the commentary. Can't say I learned anything new in this documentary from other Floyd documentaries but still interesting nonetheless. I did enjoy the time spent on the earlier days that many docs seem to glass over.

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

it's a comedy first and foremost

[7/10 · 2 November 2017]

If you are a die hard Thor fan, you may be sorely disappointed in this movie. Unless your idea of Thor is one of the Marx Brothers. The movie is fun. Key word, fun. It is a comedy throughout the entirety of the movie. It really doesn't take the comic genre seriously but that might be what makes it enjoyable to watch.

Friday Night Tykes (2014– )

How is this not abuse?

[5/10 · 29 July 2017]

I give it a 5 merely for camera work. How this type of abuse to children isn't illegal is beyond me. I get much of it is inflated for production value but if these people think they are doing these kids any favors, they are sorely mistaken. Competition, dedication and sportsmanship can be taught without the abuse those show seems to enjoy.

Life Below Zero (2013– )

Why

[1/10 · 3 April 2017]

How does a network allow a show like this? People causing erosion by trying to find bones to sell is the best thing they do. Senseless killing of animals strictly for their pelts and leaving the rest to rot. This show is horrific even for those of us who hunt. The personalities are hard to accept as most seem miserable and do nothing but try and convince themselves over and over that living in the wild is something great. The verbal abuse of one character to his significant other is sickening to watch.