Please understand the importance of what I am about to write: This is the worst movie I have ever seen. Please. Do yourself a favor and forget you ever even saw the title of this movie. Whether you saw the title show up on Netflix or heard about it from a friend, just forget it now and save yourself the trouble. Because I just can't express to you how bad this movie is. I actually sat through the entire movie and now, after I write this review, I am going to build a time machine and use it on myself. Not even going to test it first. If it kills me, it kills me. Then I will go back in time and tell myself to not watch this movie. But this review will still exist somehow so that I can also warn everyone else. It's awful... Just awful... I mean this is actually a movie that was made... Like people sat down together and talked about... Making this? And then when they finished making it they thought that this was okay to release to the public? Like, they all agreed on THIS? Oh, wow... I'm still in shock... I don't know what else to say... I don't even want to talk about the film itself because that would consist of me thinking about it and I just can't. If you heed my warning, you're safe. If you don't... I'm sorry...
Reviews
2 Reviews
Sinister 2
(2015)
I wanted to like it...
11 October 2015
Being a huge fan of the first Sinister, I was beyond excited for this movie. After seeing the trailer, it looked like they were going to go over the top with this one and make it intense. I really wanted that to happen. I really wanted this to be even better than the first.
I didn't get what I wanted.
This is my first review, so I'll keep it short. Everything that I was hoping this film would have, wasn't there. Not really a spoiler, but I felt like it tried to be more of a family drama movie with some supernatural stuff going on in the background. There were non-genuine jump-scares and the acting was less than average. Even with the glaringly bad plot, I sat there trying to look at some positives. The positives are that some scares got me. I'm jumpy even when I know jump-scares are coming, so they got me on that. But when the movie ended, I couldn't help but reflect on how bad the overall story was and how stupid some of the scares were. I won't spoil any of them, but let's just say that you'll probably be wondering how the scares were "genuine" when you really put it into perspective.
I give this movie a 5/10. Mostly because I just really, really wanted to like it. I kept searching for any redeeming qualities throughout the movie and they are slim to none. I recommend watching if you're bored one night and you've seen just about all the horror movies out there. It'll pass the time, but it's just a plain jump-scare fest with a nonsensical story. Don't go in having high expectations like I did.
EDIT: I gave this movie a 5/10 because I was in denial. This movie not good. 1/10.
I didn't get what I wanted.
This is my first review, so I'll keep it short. Everything that I was hoping this film would have, wasn't there. Not really a spoiler, but I felt like it tried to be more of a family drama movie with some supernatural stuff going on in the background. There were non-genuine jump-scares and the acting was less than average. Even with the glaringly bad plot, I sat there trying to look at some positives. The positives are that some scares got me. I'm jumpy even when I know jump-scares are coming, so they got me on that. But when the movie ended, I couldn't help but reflect on how bad the overall story was and how stupid some of the scares were. I won't spoil any of them, but let's just say that you'll probably be wondering how the scares were "genuine" when you really put it into perspective.
I give this movie a 5/10. Mostly because I just really, really wanted to like it. I kept searching for any redeeming qualities throughout the movie and they are slim to none. I recommend watching if you're bored one night and you've seen just about all the horror movies out there. It'll pass the time, but it's just a plain jump-scare fest with a nonsensical story. Don't go in having high expectations like I did.
EDIT: I gave this movie a 5/10 because I was in denial. This movie not good. 1/10.
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