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CSI: Miami: Stoned Cold (2011)
Bullies are the worst
One of the few episodes of CSI Miami where you not only sympathize with the perpetrator(s), but actually agree with them wholeheartedly.
Also good writing and acting for Blair's character, they made her as despicable as one can get.
Mandy (2018)
what
Are these opinions that praise this movie an in-joke? Did they play a practical joke on us?
CSI: Miami: Urban Hellraisers (2005)
There's no such thing as interwebz!!!!44!!4!4!!
So, a group of university students gets bored by a video game, and go to rob banks. 'mkay, maybe a bit clichéd (videogames are evil, they make you kill people and rob banks - seriously, if I'd do things based on my video game experiences, I'd go dragon hunting, not bank robbing), but can pass as a weak episode. And then, oh boy. "We have to know their next target, let's question their makers!" - they said, and they did so. But darn, the maker remained silent as he's not allowed to tell because it would harm the big bad businessmen's right or something. Where do I begin? First, when you want to know about the game, you find the programmers, not the businessmen who made it. They will probably be more helpful. And they'll gladly speak about their games' story ESPECIALLY IF IT'S BEEN OUT FOR A COUPLE OF EFFIN MONTHS OR EVEN YEARS! And this is the point we have to ask: is the internet non-existent in the world of CSI? I mean, come on, the episode was made in 2006 - you only have to type into Google the words "Bad GTA Clone walkthrough/guide/missions", and hundreds, maybe thousands of such things will be in front of you. You don't need to play it. Just...go and read an effin website. This made it weak. Really, really weak.