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Sir Noface (2018)
It's a Joke, right?
I was sucked by the preview. I really wanted to see what they described as PROOF of ghosts. I'm sure you know where this is going, but just in case you don't: The 'full body apparition' that proves the existence of ghosts is literally, not figuratively, a person. A person who accidentally leaned into a camera shot and leaned back out of view. That's it, that's the whole thing. 90 minutes of bla bla bla and 2 seconds of a wayward crew member.
This 'documentary' is primarily a vacation video with some supernatural hyperbole thrown in. Please don't wast your time on this when you could be doing something more intriguing like watching paint dry.
The Dark Tower (2017)
An Unmitigated Disaster of Epic Proportions
The absolute worst adaptation of a book I have ever seen. A nearly unwatchable, disjointed, horribly written, poorly directed, misguided cluster**** — the magnitude of which is barely comprehensible. This movie was not only unfaithful source material, it's an unforgivable, disrespectful slap in the face to fans of the Stephen King series. I don't just want my 95 minutes back, I want to purge this pile of crap from my memory.
No, really, it IS that bad.
Bridget & Eamon (2016)
Hysterical!
I must also respectfully disagree with the one star review. This show is funny and clever, and completely over the top (in the best possible way). I watched the first episode with little hope, but then found myself binge watching the entire season in one day.
In my opinion, Bridget & Eamon is one of the funniest shows to ever come out of Ireland -- give it a try.
Sightseers (2012)
A Complete Waste of Time
I don't understand how this movie is so adored by the critics. It's slow and boring, and none of the characters are even remotely likable. I would like to compliment the acting, but it's impossible to tell where the awful script and meandering direction end and the acting begins.
Save yourself some misery and watch something else. ANYTHING else.