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Collision Earth (2011)
So Bad It Is Not Even Funny Bad
How do you describe this film? Agony. Stupid. Dumb. Amateurish.
First, it takes place in a time when we have a space ship exploring Mercury. And we have a gigantic ship in orbit capable of creating a giant magnetic pulse. Yet is is set in the present, with flip cell phones and old cars. There was no attempt to set this in the future. Why? I guess it would have been too expensive.
Second, the story is just dumb. Mercury has been thrown out of orbit and it is heading towards Earth. Some former scientist who has been fired by the government, who's wife just happens to be on the ship around Mercury, has to save the planet, even though he is being hunted by the government.
Third, the special effects are not even as good as in the 1950's B films. Green screen shots that are so obvious that a third grader could do better.
And finally, the acting that is, well, again, a third grader in a school play would be better.
Enough. I am angry that I wasted the 90 minutes watching this thing and the 10 minutes writing this review. Save yourself. Turn your TV off and just stare at the blank screen for 90 minutes. You will enjoy that more.