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Fantastic Four (2005)
FX and Alba-fixations? Yes. Good movie - NO
Got to sit in on a preview. If you like SFX and are greatly enamored with Jessica Alba in a tight bodysuit, this is your movie. As has been previously stated, some close relationships were ignored while others were pandered to. Hmm... have to keep adding lines to a rather terse evaluation of a throw-away flick. If you like SFX and are greatly enamored with Jessica Alba in a tight bodysuit, this is your movie. As has been previously stated, some close relationships were ignored while others were pandered to. If you're looking for a real movie with a real plot, RUN (do not WALK!) away. ~Nuff Said. OK, not enough said. So be it. If you like SFX and are greatly enamored with Jessica Alba in a tight bodysuit, this is your movie.If you like SFX and are greatly enamored with Jessica Alba in a tight bodysuit, this is your movie.If you like SFX and are greatly enamored with Jessica Alba in a tight bodysuit, this is your movie.If you like SFX and are greatly enamored with Jessica Alba in a tight bodysuit, this is your movie.If you like SFX and are greatly enamored with Jessica Alba in a tight bodysuit, this is your movie.If you like SFX and are greatly enamored with Jessica Alba in a tight bodysuit, this is your movie.If you like SFX and are greatly enamored with Jessica Alba in a tight bodysuit, this is your movie.If you like SFX and are greatly enamored with Jessica Alba in a tight bodysuit, this is your movie.If you like SFX and are greatly enamored with Jessica Alba in a tight bodysuit, this is your movie.If you like SFX and are greatly enamored with Jessica Alba in a tight bodysuit, this is your movie.If you like SFX and are greatly enamored with Jessica Alba in a tight bodysuit, this is your movie.If you like SFX and are greatly enamored with Jessica Alba in a tight bodysuit, this is your movie.If you like SFX and are greatly enamored with Jessica Alba in a tight bodysuit, this is your movie.If you like SFX and are greatly enamored with Jessica Alba in a tight bodysuit, this is your movie.If you like SFX and are greatly enamored with Jessica Alba in a tight bodysuit, this is your movie.If you like SFX and are greatly enamored with Jessica Alba in a tight bodysuit, this is your movie.If you like SFX and are greatly enamored with Jessica Alba in a tight bodysuit, this is your movie.If you like SFX and are greatly enamored with Jessica Alba in a tight bodysuit, this is your movie.
Do you get the point now? My review is a lot like the movie.
Parasite (2004)
Sucked so hard it blew
I watched this movie a few hours ago and WHEW!!! It stank! The female lead spends the first 1/3 of the movie yelling at everyone, apparently thinking that if she's louder than everyone else, that makes her the person in charge. One male character has the annoying habit of screaming like a little girl every time someone touches him. As for my spoiler, I'll just say this: after the only two likable characters get offed, you find yourself wishing for the parasite to kill off the rest of the cast as quickly as possible so as to put them out of their misery... and put us out of ours for watching this dog to begin with.
Two...
thumbs...
down...
Way down!