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The Hitcher II: I've Been Waiting (2003)
another terrible movie
how do movies like this get produced? the only good part about this movie is at the end when busey somehow is ripped limb from limb by a gas truck explosion. most movies that utilize the gas truck blowing up incorporate the person that is soon to be dead, by either throwing him a massive distance from the truck only to die on impact and burn, or they leave the guy to die by way of incineration. this by far is one of the most brutal murders I've seen by way of gas truck...not only do you see the flames ripping through busey's body but somehow his torso, and arms land conveniently in front of that weird woman.
what bothered me about this movie, among other things, is how dumb that woman was. she insisted on handling every weapon(about 20) that busey used. and for what?? so that she could be framed? such a dumb woman. oh and remember, the next time you have a psycho killer chasing you, go to the cops! its a simple concept, but apparently too hard for woman to comprehend.
cops got mowed down in this movie like the storm troopers of old, and no one seemed to care. i think busey single handed kills an entire police station including the sheriff. bad movie, save the amount of time with your life that you would have spent watching this and sleep, trust me.
Cabin Fever (2002)
worst movie ever...
It's now 2 in the morning and i can't sleep due to being baffled by such a terrible movie. there is absolutely zero plot, no point or underlying theme, just tons and tons of unnecessary blood.
Parts in the movie that made no sense what-so-ever.. 1.) The part where the kid sitting on the bench (Dennis) that looks like a a girl, starts screaming for pancakes then proceeds to Hung Du all the way to Bert, who then proceeds to bite his hand with no resistance from Bert at all... 2.) What was in the box that the fat inbred was carrying around? before he was brutally murdered by taking a screwdriver though the brain... 3.) Why do they insist on drinking out of the reservoir that is contaminated with God knows what, as well as some flesh eating disease? 4.) what was the deal with the random black guys at the end of the movie? 5.) how does someone not notice a chunk of skin in the bottom of the water glass before drinking it? 6.) how did the X-Games stoner die? and why is he ripped in half? 7.) where do they take "Boy Meets World kid" at the end of the movie? 8.) what was the point of the lady chopping the pig up? 9.) what was going with the naked lady in the bed when the hick told boy meets world kid to get off his property? 10.) why were the kids at the end getting water from that gross excuse of a reservoir? 11.) why did they build up a relationship with boy meets world kid and hot blonde only to have her face eaten away then her insides eaten by a dog, then getting beaten to death by boy meets world kid for about 3 minutes when all it would have taken was one hit to the face? and then later the dog's owner found in a cave torn in half?
i could go on forever, but i choose not to. my point is that this is one of the worst movies i have ever seen, i feel dumber for having watched it. how can a production studio pat money for this? you know a movie is bad when it ends and you have no idea what just happened for the last hour and a half. this caused me physical pain to watch and i only hope for humanity that this movie is retrieved by everyone who owns it and promptly burned until there is nothing left. i wish i would have gone to bed instead of watch that horrible excuse of a movie. that is my rant, thank you for reading and good night, finally...