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9/10
The wrong people are watching this film.
27 January 2023
Ok, so you expect a film called "Rust Belt Driller" to have about as much nuance as a drill bit to the head, but this is a really good film that deserves some love.

As someone who thought the classic "Driller Killer" was rubbish (I was 12, so I could be wrong), and more generally doesn't go in for "gore fest" movies, I expected this to be one of those violent shocker films with a meritless script, cardboard acting, and a budget that should have been spent elsewhere. Oh no. Not at all. In fact, my only problem with this movie is its title, which is a bit of a conundrum. A film called "Rust Belt Driller" is going to draw an audience. There are hordes of people (not to mention distributors) who will snap up anything promising a cheap visceral thrill. Grunge horror is just about the only genre that can be made with no money and still make some. Sad, but true. Unfortunately for the makers of this film, they are going to draw and then disappoint those people. This film is an arthouse psychological study dressed up as a horror film. The problem is thus; a title that gives an inkling to its true nature might risk vanishing into obscurity never finding the right audience. That hypothetical subset being people probably too consumed watching the next Oscar baiting "independent" (read: lower budget studio-produced) gem or "foreign" film. So instead, we have a film promising shocks and gore, yet delivering none of that. Alright, there is some; but it's played almost ironically. People looking for a shock fest are going to be disappointed by what they find and therefore (in my opinion) unfairly say this is a bad film. I feel that the same thing happened with the recent "Halloween Ends", which was marketed as one thing (the same as all the other films before it), yet turned itself into something beautiful instead. I suppose watching either of these films off the back of their promotional content is a bit like ordering a pizza and getting salmon and rice. It's not what you were expecting. It doesn't have the wide appeal. But isn't it really better, more delicious?

The film this most reminds me of isn't a horror film at all, but rather "Donnie Darko", an almost unclassifiable film itself, but nonetheless one of my all-time favourites. This is a film that draws you into the mind of its protagonist (Aaron Krygier, who also wrote and produced the movie) and makes you uncomfortable through suffering in his psychological struggles. It does this using techniques that provoke emotional responses rather than gut reactions to visual torture to get you wincing. What we have here is not a video nasty, but rather a fascinating drama/tone piece about mental health. Aaron is great, as is the "presence" played by Veronica Knightly (who mysteriously doesn't seem to be in anything else). Her part reminded me a bit of the mother in Darren Aronofsky's film by the same name. She's part ghost, part love interest, part symbol of sadness. She doesn't even get much to say. It's a marvel of acting, cinematography and editing to create that being (I don't want to say character). The actress is definitely one to watch too (though as I mentioned, it seems like you can't in anything else, so watch this!). Fear not; it isn't all doom and gloom. Much like in the life of a depression sufferer, there are shifts in tone here. The comic sections are really funny and even more strangely, they don't seem out of place. Andy Rich, Roselyn Kasmire and Kristina Santiago play these sections wonderfully and elevate the film even further.

In closing, I would say this is a film that might not be the most pleasant watch, but it is truly wonderful, and it's an experience that will stay with you. Do yourself a favour and watch it! It might make a nice double bill with Lars Von Trier's Melancholia or the similarly great-but-bleak Requiem for a Dream (another Aronofsky).
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8/10
Genre-blending fun.
3 October 2022
I recently met the filmmakers and got to see Mask of the Devil. I really enjoyed it. It's a good script; solid writing with some really witty one liners while maintaining believable characters. Good acting all round with Martin Payne as a standout. Technical stuff was all good. This might be low budget, but definitely doesn't look out of place among the big players. I really love the titles and credits too, so much atmosphere. No real spoilers, but this is a two-for-one in a way. The second half takes a U-turn into another genre. Keep your eyes peeled for the parody porn poster titles in the background too; there are some really creative and fun parodies. Worth your time.
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GoldenEra (2022)
8/10
Goldeneye is still the best
28 August 2022
I have to write a counterpoint to the other review here. I grew up with Goldeneye. I was already obsessed with the film, and James Bond more generally, by the time the game came out, and it was something I solidly played for at least the next decade, and yes, I revisit it every now and then to this day. I think what so many fans of the game (like the people who did the remake) miss is just how screen accurate this is. They took what you see in the film and extrapolate. It's genius. You feel like Bond. Ok, so I'm reviewing the game rather than this film, perhaps, but I don't think so. Someone should have made this at the time. It's extraordinary - 8 guys in a shed in England made possibly the best game ever. That story deserves to be told. They do a great job with the interviews here, they finally answer some age old questions (was all Bonds real?) and the cutscenes seemingly using the game engine as transitions in this doc? Inspired. Well done, guys. I loved it.
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8/10
low budget fun
28 August 2022
This is clearly a pure passion project. So it's a microbudget with a few technical hiccups (sound), it's solid entertainment with surprisingly good visual effects, fun performances and puppets! What else can you ask for really? It's the sort of film you could watch time and again. It's not a masterpiece, but it is just a joy to watch from start to finish. It's that sort of bizarre "what am I watching?" that keeps you coming back. I'd really like to see a follow up that's entirely puppets, but that's not to say the humans didn't do a good job. Lots of Buffalo regulars on screen. I'm looking forward to whatever these guys make next.
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Handshake (2021)
10/10
Incredible
23 August 2022
Firstly, I have no connection to this film at all. This is a genuine 10 star review. I was lucky enough to see Handshake at the Buffalo Dreams Fantastic Film Festival last night. I had heard it was going to be good (and it beat my little film to two awards, so I knew it couldn't be all bad lol), but nothing could prepare me for how much I was going to enjoy this.

I went in expecting a well-acted crime drama as that's what it had been promoted as, but I knew nothing of the plot. And to be honest, I'm not going to spoil it here either, as I think it would lesson your enjoyment. What I will say is that this is a bit like a modern Hitchcock film. That is a description that gets thrown around a lot, and might conjure the wrong idea. What I mean to say is that this is what someone like Hitchcock would be doing if they made films now. Strangers on a Train is the one that comes to mind, but this is really its own beast. It's like Hitchcock without any of the false staginess he could never quite shake. A real-world cool Hitch. It has gripping drama and suspense, an absolutely delicious key hook and so much quick wit and dry humour it kept me grinning throughout. At the same time, it all feels very grounded in reality with genuine emotion and believable characters (and fantastic acting all round, especially the lead - who also wrote and directed this). This blend of crime drama, humour and real-world observations works to impressive effect. It also brought out something in me in one scene that I've never felt before; I was laughing uproariously whilst being simultaneously disgusted. Yes, I loved this film to bits.

I think it's also worth mentioning that this is a low budget film that uses its money exactly as it should. It's not trying to "reach" for Hollywood style effects or "make the most" at any point. It feels like it cost just what it should have to make the exact film it was trying to be. I'll be getting hold of a copy of this as soon as it's commerically available, and I feel fortunate to have been in that autorium and briefly met the genius behind it. More please, Robert.
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Citizen Ruth (1996)
4/10
Election is one of my favourite films, this was dull.
8 February 2015
I watched this after watching Election several times and listening to Alexander Payne's commentary for that film. He keeps promoting his own work (this film) throughout so I thought "Why not?" I like to see good directors' early works. This is well made and well acted but I just didn't connect with the story. I think maybe it's because I'm from Britain where abortion is a non-issue and the main theme of this film is abortion v.s. essentially religion and pro-life. Since this is not a conflict where I'm from, I found it difficult to care. It's a bit like the original Alfie; a British film that came out 30 years earlier and tells the same story but with more weight. Just watch Election again and save yourself the hassle.
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This Is It (2009)
9/10
Far better than expected.
29 October 2009
This is not just scraps of rehearsal footage as it has been promoted, there is enough material to get a genuine idea how the show would have gone, including brand new music video sections for Thriller and Smooth Criminal. The latter especially was ingenious and has some unexpected cameos. If you have ever liked MJ at all, go and see this, it will not disappoint. It is a little bit indulgent as you might expect but when you see the talent on display that is completely forgivable. Michael is incredible for a 50 year old man on death's door. There is something other worldly about him. We get to see him being very professional and very much a director or his own show. You get the idea that all or at least most of the crazy surprises have come out of his head. The interviews with emotional dancers overwhelmed by getting to work with MJ are welcome to and do not crowd the film or let it deteriorate into sentimental rubbish. This is pure entertainment, I bet nobody can sit still or resist the urge to mouth the lyrics all the way through.
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7/10
Strange but good fun.
7 April 2007
I recently got to see this film as part of a film festival in Guadalajara, Mexico. I was going to write a review straight after but the film wasn't even listed on IMDb then. The film is about a man and his relationships with many different women called Maria. One of them affected him more than most in his past and in the film we see how this affects his life and other relationships. The narrative is actually a little bit messed up in a Sex and Lucia kind of way but the film is very enjoyable and laugh out loud funny throughout. The director and principle actors also came to the screening, though sadly with the exception of the gorgeous Ana Serradilla who is another good reason for men in particular to see this film. The acting is solid, and the film is another fine example of why we should all be paying attention to Mexican cinema. I would recommend this film to everyone looking to have a couple of hours fun in the cinema, not the best comedy I've ever seen, but it's above average.
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10/10
Best British Film Ever
11 March 2007
I must start by pointing out that I'm from Doncaster, as such my accent is almost identical to that found in Sheffield (20 mins away by road). I first saw this film when at 13, I illegally snook in to watch the 15-rated movie. Despite the average bloke decides to strip plot line, this remains one of the most realistic films I have ever seen and also one of the funniest. The characters are all very realistic and the problems they have were and are genuine problems that Yorkshire people have, the personalities are spot on too. The accents of the characters are good too, many of them are from Yorkshire but scot Robert Carlyle has a convincing Yorkshire accent, well done to him. I'm not going to go on about the film's plot, just know that this film is hilarious and very human. As soon as the video came out we bought it and watched the film 5 nights in a row.

I recommend that Americans search for a DVD copy with the original audio, It's annoying that the studios decided to change the English used in the film for the USA though, we are quite accustomed to watching American films with unfamiliar slang, so it hardly seems fair that this and Trainspotting had to suffer in this way.

Watch it!
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Rocky Balboa (2006)
9/10
Brilliant!
18 January 2007
If you have seen any of the Rocky series (as I'm sure anybody reading this has) you will have a fair idea what to expect. I went to see this film with a friend who pointed out that she grew up with Rocky, this is true for many of us. I was never a HUGE fan of the series but I had seen them all on television and yes I always did enjoy tuning into a Rocky film. The familiarity of the character lends the film an emotional weight, we know Rocky going into the film and we have seen him (and Sly) mature over the years, and now it's time for us to find out where life has lead him. The writing is excellent with some very human and touching moments and some great inspiring speeches; I was at the point of crying at several moments throughout the film. Yes, the plot may be a little far fetched but it is all handled in a very realistic manner. Sly may be 60, but when you see him get into that ring you will have no question about his physical condition (I'm 22 and have never been in a shape anywhere near that good). I defy anyone to see this film without feeling seriously inspired when they leave the cinema. This is by far the best of the sequels and for my money THE BEST Rocky film ever. This is what we, and Sylvester Stallone - who writes, directs and acts all with superior skill, needed most.
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9/10
Excellent
14 September 2006
I watched this movie dubbed in Spanish on a DVD that came free with a Spanish magazine, so I obviously wasn't expecting much. What I found though is one of the most heartwarming children's films I've ever seen. There are some great songs (in Spanish anyway) and the DVD I have even has a karaoke feature should you decide you like them so much (yes, I've done it). The story does pretty much what the title says. A seagull dies and leaves a cat to look after her egg. The film follows the adventures of the baby seagull and her cat friends. There are moments of sorrow and others of happiness. I'm sorry for not being more articulate but my point is that I was emotionally touched and I think you will be too. Watch it if ever you get the chance.
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Sunset Beach (1997–1999)
I loved this soap!!!
13 November 2005
Back when I was about 14 (21 now) i used to tape this thing everyday so I could watch it when i went home for lunch and every day a couple of my mates would come watch it too. We loved the Ben / Derek plot sooo much (I may have even made a tape where edited those bits together n cut all the rest- i'm usually quite normal, honest). A funny thing I noticed recently is that on one of my other favourite shows, British sit com Game On they used to mention watching sunset beach like they were taking the mess out of how rubbish it was- but this was 2 years before SB existed so I have my suspicions that someone saw game on and decided to make said crappy soap. Anyway I did prefer the original theme tune (the one used at the end of later episodes written by one Tim Truman, which I notice happens to be the name of one of the characters, in case you forget it was the guy who had a flashback where he shouted noooooo for about 3 months when he was in a coma. For addictive crappy TV SB is far and away the best. Its so bad that its brilliant!!! its also a load of fun when you see the stars in other stuff. Paula was in mulholland drive and the punisher! and Meg was in.. Wild Things 3 or was it 2?- use the search if you are interested. Alas Ben, once tipped as 007 is in general hospital!
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Corpse Bride (2005)
6/10
Visually stunning, entertaining but not perfect.
22 October 2005
I am a big Tim Burton fan. I have watched all of his films and have even written academic essays about him so I had a fair idea of what to expect from this latest offering. The Animation is an absolute joy to behold. Visually stunning in all respects and there are some good visual jokes, my favourite being a characters jaw literally dropping off when he is surprised by some news. The lighting is fantastic and thoroughly realistic too. Storywise this film has Burton's "unique" edge. A young man, Victor (unrecognisably voiced by Depp) is set to marry Victoria although the pair have never met. At first both are a bit wary of the idea but warm to it after they meet. Problems soon arise as Victor accidentally marries Emily, a corpse (it will become clear when you see it). I did enjoy this strange set up and there are some good jokes that play on common figures of speech, my favourite one being "I'll keep an eye on him". Throughout the film you do wonder how they are going to manage to comfortably tie up the story and in fairness it doesn't do too bad a job. Its good to see (or hear at least) Burton regular Michael Gough back in the cinema playing an elder among the dead.

There are songs that aren't immediate classics like some from "A Nightmare Before Christmas" but I'm sure they may grow on me with repeat viewing. There is also some beautiful piano music. Danny Elfman fully deserves the credit he gets for writing good scores.

I have given a lot of praise to the film so far and I did enjoy the movie a lot but it seems a little bit empty somehow. I'm not entirely sure why perhaps other reviews may help to explain that. Overall then, the movie is definitely worth a watch though perhaps there's no need to rush to the cinema to see it now.
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8/10
Criminally Underrated Musketeer Film
22 October 2005
This film is one of my all time favourites yet for some reason it has received some very harsh reviews. I first saw the film when it was released in the cinema and loved it so much I went to see it again and have watched it on VHS and DVD countless times since. Firstly many thanks to Writer/Director Randall Wallace (the bloke who wrote Braveheart)for crafting such a compelling tale. In the film Leonardo DiCaprio (a fine actor who frequently suffers criticism for being pretty) plays King Louis XIV of France and his imprisoned twin brother Philipe. King Louis is a cruel tyrant who cares only for himself and not for his people. Retired Musketeers Athos, Aramis and Porthos hatch a plan to replace the King and try to enlist the help of their friend (and Captain of the King's Musketeers) D'Artagnan for their scheme. Unfortunately for them D'Artagnan feels it his duty to remain loyal to the King even though he recognises his failures and so he tries to prevent the Musketeers plan from coming to fruition. There are many interesting twists and turns as well as a clever revelation that I will not spoil here. The acting in the film is great. This being the best bunch of Musketeers ever assembled for a film in my opinion (Yes I've seen the Michael York/ Oliver Reed etc ones). Jeremy Irons has great presence as Aramis here leading the Musketeers. John Malkovich is good in the most sympathetic role I've seen him do as Athos. Gerard Depardieu seems born to play Porthos and lastly Gabriel Byrne fits the bill perfectly as a more mature D'Artagnan. I don't really have anything bad to say about this film, my only minor niggle is that there are some scenes I feel may have benefited from a larger budget. I always enjoy watching a good sword fight on screen and to be honest here you may not find anything in that way as thrilling as say, Gladiator but in my opinion this is the superior film of the two. If you haven't already seen The Man in the Iron Mask I suggest you rent it soon.

All for one..
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8/10
Guilty Pleasure- Ethan Hunt "American Bond"
7 September 2005
When I first saw this film 5 years ago at the cinema I was a little disappointed. I enjoyed the film a lot but I was a big fan of Mission Impossible 1 and had seen the TV series on occasion. The first movie was a great spy film, with all its clever twists and turns and Ethan Hunt a sympathetic human character, here he is recast as action man or to put it another way the American version of James Bond, which would have been fine if not for Tom Cruise essentially being a completely different character than he was in MI1. But thats where the negative points end. This movie is, on the surface a big cheesy action film, the kind of thing Dolph Lundgren or Steven Segal would be in, only its good. There is a good plot despite many comments although you do get the sense that the plot was put in afterwards to facilitate the action. Essentially its about villains peddling a super virus and its cure so they can make money from making people ill and then selling the cure. Its really not that important, this movie shines in the action scenes and has some excellent cheesy dialogue "This isn't mission difficult Mr.Hunt, this is mission impossible"

Overall this is the movie equivalent of eating an entire box of quality street to yourself in one sitting- you love it but feel a bit guilty afterwards.

If you have the DVD be sure to watch "Mission Improbable" an excellent behind the scenes parody from MTV with Ben Stiller.
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10/10
I have a very bad feeling about this
22 May 2005
Like many people I was expecting Sith to be another letdown, I mean Clones was quite good and Menace wasn't that bad but they just weren't in the same league as the original trilogy, the didn't feel like Star Wars.

This film has everything star wars fans have been waiting for since the prequels were announced. It even justifies the filming of episodes I and II as they serve as a nice back story to Sith, like the prologue of a book. In fact those films will be more satisfying to watch knowing EXACTLY what happens to Anakin. I even get the feeling that Lucas wanted to make this, thought "well I can't just make one" and then made some back-story up for parts I and II

The Story is excellent and you find yourself sympathising with Anakin and understanding his point of view as he turns to the dark side. The film has a very fast pace as it tries to explain every little nuance to make it fit in with episode IV. It succeeds in explaining almost everything but there are a couple of tiny unsatisfactory explanations and minor errors. In all though its pretty convincing. As briefly mentioned the film moves along with lightening pace despite its 2 hour 20 minute running time. Barely five minutes goes by without a large scale battle or a lightsaber duel. The only negative effect is that it seems a little bit computer game-ish at times like the Bond film Die Another Day did. This ties in much better in the Star Wars universe though and is perfectly necessary to the plot. I am usually against computer graphics and can generally recognise them as being fake. In this film CGI looks completely real. It's amazing to think most of the acting is against blue screen. Well done to ILM here.

The acting is a bit unbalanced at times, probably because the actors have nothing to play off a lot of the time. There are some great performances though. Ian McDiarmid is so good it didn't even occur to me that he was acting. Ewan McGregor is far more convincing and infinitely more comfortable here than in the previous two films (he wasn't bad there, but he has come along). His English accent is pretty good now too developing more toward Alec Guinness. Frank Oz is brilliant but let down by some really clumsy dialogue. Natalie Portman looks more beautiful here than she ever has and carries some real emotional weight to her performance. You really believe her heartache but can't help thinking she could have done better with more believable dialogue. On to Hayden Christiansen who in my opinion was pretty stilted in Episode II although he has said this was intentional in interviews. Five minutes into the film he is droning on like he's reading the script but once the film starts proper he comes into his stride to deliver a fantastic emotional performance. You can almost feel his pain. He and Natalie Portman genuinely seem to love one another. I was in tears near the end of the movie! Hayden is a much better actor in the scenes with other people. It seems he works well with someone to play off but not so well with CGI.

Revenge of the Sith will restore hope to Star Wars fans and; dare i say it? is an excellent film, In the same league and possibly even better than the originals.
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