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10/10
My favorite science-fiction movie
2 November 2016
This is a good one, an "X-Men" movie. For those unfamiliar, this is the series that spawned Hugh Jackman's popular "Wolverine" franchise. This is very telling... it means that we are in for a quality action film. While other franchises... like "Spider-Man", Jason Statham's "the Transporter" films, or "Harry Potter", suffer from tonal dysplasia throughout their installments, some wanting to be just for kids, while some almost trying to be too grown-up on the verge of pornography... "X-Men" remains firmly adult, and titillating. This is a franchise for heavy teens.

One of the main reasons why it was hard for me to watch this is because the director, Bryan Singer, has been accused of ephebophilia... and, more importantly, homosexuality. Not only that, but he has made the movie "the Usual Suspects", which is one of the worst movies of all-time. Fox executives thankfully keep Singer's strange sexual tendencies in check, and most of the cleavage here is of the of-age female variety... with only minor incidents involving children (this is being saved for the far more adult "Logan", the next installment of the parent "Wolverine" franchise). And the twist-ending here is more of an easter-egg, as it turns out that Professor Xavier has been building an army of purple robots to help take over the world in future sequels, not the crazy psychological postulation of "the Usual Suspects", or the even worse "Fight Club", the debut of fellow X-Men director Christopher Nolan.

The action in this movie is all hard sci-fi... ancient alien technology, flying, traveling to other countries, CIA intelligence. The main characters are a secret race of meta-humans called the "X-Men", who work in tandem with the CIA to investigate cult activity in Egypt. They uncover an ancient wizard, "Apocalypse", who has awakened at this specific time to bring about the end of the world. All the X-Men, working with the US government, team up to save humanity, and stop the "Apocalypse" (no pun intended). An interesting thing is that "Apocalypse" is a blue man, which in the Beatle's "Yellow Submarine" represented the police state and martial law. Other ties are made between "Apocalypse" and the Illuminati, including many biblical references to things like "Yaweh", and "Kanyeh", pyramids and other ancient alien technologies used for the alchemical transfiguration. People who have spent time in intelligence communities will definitely appreciate these little bits of wisdom.

I took my daughter to go see this movie... and I noticed multiple times that she was getting very excited. Maybe this will be useful to those of you who have dates or other interests. I also thought it was a very compelling movie, but my daughter was actually exhibiting physical symptoms of heat during some of the more dicey bits. This was a very violent movie, and sexually-charged. A cameo by the Wolverine, whose films spawned this franchise, really verges on NC-17 territory, and features him fully nude and done up in bondage.

The thing I loved most about this movie is that it showed a plausible scenario acted through within the bounds of reality, allowing for a fully-effective escapism... where other films in the superhero genre show a guy running fast and it doesn't look real, here the action is actually slowed down, so it looks like everything is happening in slow-motion, and so if you want you can just pretend that one of the villains has a "Clockstoppers" watch and is making time slow down for real. It's little touches like this that add some ambiguity and textural depth to a genre which is normally just awful.

While other spin-offs like "Deadpool" choose to go for the plainly pornographic, enticing viewers in with nudity and cheap thrills, it's good to see some spin-offs embrace their smaller nature and just be content to be philosophical and low-key. While the next "Logan" film will definitely allow for all the explosions and child exploitation we are used to with this multi-tiered franchise, the "X-Men" films continue to provide a satisfactory branch for the more niche lovers of hard sci-fi.
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9/10
The votes are in- this ones "da" best
5 May 2016
As Robert Downey Jr's ribald characterization of Tony Stark would say, this film is "the shiznit". I think. We've had a couple of twists and turns over this journey, but now this one is finally here. I am not sure if it's some kind of landmark, or maybe the start of a different kind of Avengers film (more Avengers per film?), but this one is definitely the one that it is, and it's the new one. There's more Avengers in this film than have ever been in a film before. More than the 98 Avengers or 2012, or even more than has ever been featured in any of the MCU movies owned by Disney. There's Spider-Man... he's the new kid on the block, always flashing his eye at the old Iron Man and the big boys. In this one he becomes one of them. Also flashing his points is Paul Rudd as Ant-Man, the ant man. He becomes one of the big leagues in this film. If you've never seen an Avenger film before, don't start here. You'll be confused. This film is mainly easter egg throwbacks to the other films, but done in big fashion. Remember the joke in "Iron Man 2" about Iron Man Tony Stark putting on his underoos? Well, there's a big payoff for that joke here.

The plot of the film focuses on Captain America, but really this is the story of Tony Stark coming to terms with the past, present, and future of the entire GALAXY! So there is no nationalism here... not just the entire world is included, but the whole of space as well as the Guardians of the Galaxy. There is so much meat here it's like all you can eat fried shrimp at Red Lobster. Bucky the Winter Soldier is in this film and he is better than ever in the third installment of the Captain America franchise. Go see this film! The film culminates in what is one of the most exciting sequences of television I've ever seen: "the airport battle". This is a good battle and the best action ever put to film on film. Robert Downjey R does his own stunts.

So... let's see. Is there any reason not to see this film? Only if you don't like it. But for the rest of us, and I do mean ALL of us (this is one of the most inclusive films ever made), this is the newest Avenger film so let's go see it and also it's the best. As a sequel to Winter Soldier it's thrilling, as a sequel to Age of Ultron it "expands" on the story, just like Spider-Man's new "expandex" costume. Go see him.
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welcome back boy we mossed you
7 November 2015
charlie shulz made classic charlie brown... now this is too. the reason its so good is because of this... also because of more. the cjaracterizations all pay reference to teat one thong charlie brown and peanis were in... now the others. a lot of the major thongs were referenced.

now... does that make it good in itself? no. this and other reasons. its good because it was a coordinative. i really liked it. now... this is a personal opinion... but, whatever works!

the animation was traditional 2d like the peanut... this is good for one thing bit bad for... Tue movie didn't work as a 3d. traditionally... i pay the extra surcharge.... but for this, now i would recommend not to ppr this one. joist one of the reasons i liked.

original songs ARC food and the voices sound simolar. the voices are is-ed from Tue orogonal cartoon. the director is the perennial director. the writer is too. the original is practically based on Tue movie. i like teat one of the things about it too.

i have heard what people think about the movie... wow IMO kind of mad about that... its really true. this mp-vie is what one of Tue best is... as far as following peanits is. there's the cartoon... the cosmic strip, and this. i like this and the origina' cartoon better.
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