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Svartere enn natten (1979)
You think my penis is repulsive
Masterfully awful and bad love story by Norway's baddest filmmakers ever. A seventies couple argue incessantly over the banal and the trivial for 90 minutes. They fight at the bus stop, they fight in restaurants, man oh man, they fight just about everywhere! He is a garbage man and she works at a kiosk. How thoroughly involving. This is social realism at its very worst, and it's an insult to other actors to call what the two leads do in this film "acting" Only worth watching for the ending in which the husband thankfully strangles the wife while screaming : (in Norwegian of course, but now translated for your viewing pleasure)
"You think my penis is repulsive! You think my penis is repulsive!" All together now:
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005)
Piece of s**t , walk away!!!!!
My god! Who let the dogs out? It must have been George Lucas. All my fantastic memories of going to the movies as a child and dreaming of a galaxy far far away have been wiped out. This movie is simply awful!!! It seems people just see the title Star Wars and automatically accept anything that's done in its name. Did you not notice the dreadfully hammy overacting in this film? Did you not notice the extremely poor scriptwriting that shoves clichés down your throat at EVERY turn?? The worst on screen romance i think i have ever seen. I wouldn't waste puke on it! OK, George, maybe having 4000 cgi FX in every shot will cover up the fact that you haven't directed a decent movie in 30 years, huh? NOT!!!!! This film is simply inept, has no soul and should be taken out in the backyard and burnt! Ewan Mcgregor and Natalie Portman used to be decent actors. Here they are simply inept. I used to be a Star Wars fan. Not anymore. Seems i'm a minority though. People just open up and swallow this crap like there's no tomorrow. Well well, i'll go watch something good like the Lord of the rings movies instead, now that's what I call great movies. I'll leave you with the immortal words of Mr.Bill Hicks:
"Piece of s**t, walk away!!!"