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Alita: Battle Angel (2019)
Eyes rolling like motor ball
I was rolling my eyes so hard. Then I saw it was from Robert Rodriguez, so I guess that makes sense.
Cliché after cliché with robo roller derby subplot.
Captain Fantastic (2016)
Like a cross between "Into the Wild" and reddit.com/r/iamverysmart
People who thought the guy from "Into the Wild" was awesome (instead of a spoiled kid killed by his own hubris) will probably like this movie. It's got a lot of that "wouldn't it just be awesome to just go live in the woods" vibe, while glossing over the details of how much it actually sucks to be outside for too long.
If you can get past the opening scene with a "boy becomes a man after doing a thing" trope, you'll be treated with people saying pseudo-intellectual things to give the impression "dang! this guy and his kids are really smart!" All topped off with a heaping dish of "society is bad!"
This movie loves the smell of its own farts, as do anyone giving it 10 stars.