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Maneater (2022)
Makes Sharknado look like an Oscar winner!
This has to be one of the worst movies ever made.
The acting is really bad, the sound is all over the place, the CGI shark looks like it was generated on an iPhone and the story seems to have been written by a teenage Jaws fan.
The final shark scene appears to be a rip off from Deep Blue Sea done really badly.
I'm not a gun expert but that redneck's shotgun seems to have an infinite amount of shells loaded for a pump action.
The final scene is so cringeworthy I actual felt bad for the actor, not sure if he forgot his lines or was meant look like a rabbit in the headlights.
Basically this the sort of shark movie Homer Simpson would make.
Space Force (2020)
Good balance of comedy
Not sure why this is getting such bad reviews, can only think the MAGA hat brigade are out in force.
Good balance of comedy and topical observations, cast work well together and like most Netflix series the production is pretty high.
Might even give the Office US a watch now off the back of Steve Carell's performance.
Doom: Annihilation (2019)
Made me miss Dwayne Johnson.
And you thought the one with the Rock in was bad!
I really must stop watching movies because of nostalgia for video games from my youth!
Awful story, pretty abysmal acting and the lure of seeing Doom guy blowing away demons with a shot gun is short lived and not to mention hugely disappointing.
Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)
How to make the prequels almost watchable
It's as if the writers have never seen Star Wars, at least Rouge One felt like a star wars movie.
Hellboy (2019)
Just awful
All round terrible movie. Sounds like my 8 yo nephew wrote the script!
Most comic book movies are over the top crazy or serious adaptations with well thought out stories and decent acting, this however is neither, give me Ron Pearlman any day.
The Babysitter (2017)
Good fun horror comedy
Enough gore and laughs to make this a worthwhile watch.
Reminded me of the first time I watched Scream.
Occupation (2018)
Bad Red Dawn rip off
Awful attempt to make an Aussie Red Dawn movie substituting Russians/ Koreans with aliens and American Football with Aussie rules footy.
Just terrible all-around.