Change Your Image
blob-93964
Ratings
Most Recently Rated
Reviews
Talk to Me (2022)
Not good at all
I really hoped the trailer had left out the best bits but sadly not. You won't see anything better in the film that wasn't in the trailer. The film was intreguing at the start but led to very little and the less said about the end the better. Nothing very original and not scary at all. As is the case with many modern horror's, there's the odd irritating character I wish had met their grizzly end but once again sadly not. The acting was what You'd expect from horror but can't see any awards going it's way. My advice is to wait for whichever streaming site picks it up and if there is nothing else to watch give it a try.
Manifest (2018)
I shouldn't love this but I do.
This show is so stupid and cheesy with some questionable acting but I can't get enough of it. Melissa Roxburgh (Michaela Stone) is fabulous in a b-list way but completely loveable. However Josh Dallas (Ben Stone) has one of the most annoying faces on planet earth, he has one facial expression which is slightly open mouthed and mildly perplexed frown and he get's more irritating the more the show goes on by being a massive drama queen that listens to nothing and no-one but his own stupid thoughts. Having said all that, this show is so bingable with a very cool and addictive storyline. Definately worth a watch unless you hate Hollywood.
Madame X (2021)
Massive disappointment
I have been the biggest Madonna fan ever since Like A Virgin came out in '84, that is however untul I saw this. Seriously, it's awful. The tickets for this show were the most expensive she has ever charged. The show is lazy, the only real dancing Madonna does in this show are on the screens behind her. This show was for the rich, she even takes a photo of herself and auctions them off to the higheat bidder with one guy paying 10k Euro. She has a very political message and very little entertainment. I actually ended up fast forwarding alot of it until eventually turning it off half way through. She's done. Sorry.
Uncharted (2022)
Stop making Tom Holland a big bad hero. He's like 12 years old.
This movie is abysmal. Like oh my god! Tom Holland can't act either. It's not funny, it's not exciting and has ridiculous action. Mind numbing. Watch The Lost City instead. Way better.
The Lost City (2022)
Romancing The Stone for the 20's
Not a fan of Channing Tatum but really liked him in this. Her sequined pink onesie is a character of it's own. Daniel Radcliffe is hilarious in his role.
Dating Amber (2020)
Such a good film
This is such a sweet film and a very accurate depiction of school in 90's. Coming out was near impossible if you were that age. The acting is brilliant, it's funny, awkward & emotional. A really enjoyable watch.
And Just Like That... (2021)
Literally awful
Words can't describe how bad this is. Every loose end tied up in the first 5 mins. Every new gender revealed in episode 1. I literally wanted to throw up. It's like the desperate money grabbers thought Let's bring Sex and the City into 2021 and address every single issue that offends people and make it unoffensive. Vomit. What a travesty. OH MY GOD!!!!!
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)
Where do i start?
Ok the film was fairly entertaining, what ruined it for me (as so many films do now days) is the horrific cast, a bunch of do gooding, vegan, idealiatic, Gretta Thunbercesque, judgemental pillacs who are intolerant of anyone who doesn't think or look like them. As horror movies go they all deserved to die.
Chucky (2021)
Wrong direction.
I was so excited for this series and for the 1st 4 episodes it did not disappoint. It's funny and brutal and properly entertaining and Chucky is on top form.....but in episode 5 a storyline is brought in from the 2 weakest movies of the franchise 'Seed of Chucky' & 'Cult of Chucky', a storyline which should have ended with the movies', it took the series in the wrong direction a in my opinion ruined what was a highly entertaining series. I stopped watching at episode 6. Really disappointing.
Malignant (2021)
Insane
This is one of those movies you don't realise how good it is until the insane twist. It's deliberately corny, cheesy and totally ridiculous but it works on a massive level. I loved this movie, it's so crazy i couldn't help but loved it. If you don't love this film, you're taking it too seriously.
Christmas Au Pair (2021)
Turned off at 15 mins
Judgemental basic Au Pair with delusions of her own perfection meets her bosses brother in a book store and has an altercation with him because they both want to buy the last in store of the same present, she instantly dislikes him because he ends up getting the present (by the way she doesn't know it's her bosses brother, oh and he's a bit hot) but here's the twist, they're buying for the same horrificly emotional manipulator of a child. Already the ending is laid for you on a plate. So the parents get stuck im a snow storm and can't get home and as predicted he turns up at the front door. She's like 'YOU (who didn't let perfect me get what she wants)'. I'm guessing they get snowed in and fall in love and she flips off University and stays being an Au Pair for the rest of her life so she can be with him.
House of Gucci (2021)
Loved it!
I wasn't over keen on seeing this but I went anyway. This film is brilliant. The acting is amazing also, especially Lady Gaga and Jared Leto but everyone is brilliant to be honest. I'm not much of a Gaga fan and I didn't really rate her in A Star Is Born and didn't expect much of her in this either but she has clearly grown into a great actress and was absolutely perfect for this role. I didn't know this story or what happened so the ending was a total surprise.
No Time to Die (2021)
Good film but.....
....this is probably going to be the biggest mistake in cimena history. If this goes in the direction it looks like it will, i shall definately not be watching.
Free Guy (2021)
Surprisingly fun.
A geeky friend of mine took me to see this, i was reluctant at first but it turned out to be a pretty funny, fairly stupid and highly enjoyable film.
The Green Knight (2021)
How? Why? Bored. Rubbish. Why tho?
I once went to an art exhibition and one of the featured artists was an American called Twombly who drew a massive circle on a white canvas. This film is less interesting than that.
First of all the title is misleading. This is not a film for anyone intregued by this title. This is an arthouse film with long scenes that make up the 2hr ish running time. I have never been so bored in my life. All i could think throughout the entire film was 'why tho'.
The film starts mildly intreguing and for the rest of the film, nothing but random stuff happens. Boring naked giants appear that have no bearing on the film at all. The ending concludes with even more nothingness.
Anyone that says this film is good is only trying to pass themselves off as intelligent when they're actually full of it. Keep your money in your pocket.
Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment (1985)
Have you watched this lately?
Words cannot describe this cheap money making trash. It's beyond bad. Probably one of the worst movies of the 80's.
Police Academy (1984)
Absolute 80's Classic
The original Police Academy is (even today) absolutely hilarious. The blowjob scene is side splitting funny as is the the unrealistic Blue Oyster Bar. The characters are spot on.
Steer clear of part 2 and on and on.
Black Christmas (1974)
The scariest film of all time.
I've just watched this again for the umpteenth time. It never ceases to terrify me. This is the ultimate scary movie.
My Dad recorded this from the TV back in the early 80's when i was little and my Mum told me under no circumstances am I to watch this film which was a total red rag to a bull. So i managed to watch it at some point...alone and my God I wished I hadn't.
Set in a Sorority house and the girls are receiving obscene phone calls (and I mean obscene). Can't really say anything more without spoilers.
This film gets creepier and creepier as it progresses and by the end you should be terrified. To get the best effect, watch it alone with all the lights off.....if you dare.
El inocente (2021)
An absolutely perfect thriller.
Wow! This is one of the best series i've seen in a long time. I could not big this up enough. An amazing script, brilliant characters and well acted. Some seriously brutal moments but would recommend it to anyone.
Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)
Still top class ridiculousness.
I recently had a bad movie bad day with a mate and recommended this one as he'd never seen it. It still holds up as fun and entertaining as when it was first released. It doesn't take it's self seriously at all and the acting is not just bad, it's hilarious. Clearly most of the money went on the creation of the Klowns and the colourful effects as the Klowns look amazing. I would recomm3nd anyone with a sense of humor to watch this.
The Little Things (2021)
Dull
From the first scene this film had potential but what started to ruin it for me was the boring music score which made me want to fall asleep. The on screen pairing of Denzel Washington and Remy Malik was a complete mis-cast. 2 great actors in their own right did not gel on screen at all. This film should've been good but went in the wrong direction and the ending was just meh.
Slender Man (2018)
The reviews are true!
I watched this thinking it couldn't possibly be as bad as the reviews say. Well it was. There is an internet movie made purely online of Slenderman. That knocked the socks off this one. Should check that out, it's a found footage movie.
The Rental (2020)
Why oh why would it end that way?!
Just as the film is getting interesting, it ends. It was getting good and was making me jump.....and it's over.
Remember Me (2010)
A great film.
Was wondering where this film was heading. Would it have a happy ending or a sad one.
I....did...not...expect....that!!!
Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011)
Surprisingly good film.
I loved this. Never been a Steve Carrell fan but thought he was great. Very touching and funny movie. All performances were superb. I would recommend anyone to watch this film.