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He Who Dares: Downing Street Siege (2014)
You must be kidding........
.....after the first 'He who Dares', who in the name of all that's fair and decent was stupid enough to give the shockingly talent-less Paul Tanter more money to make more of this relentless stupidity.
I watched this primarily out of pure morbid curiosity to see if it could actually be worse than the prequel and from that point of view alone it didn't disappoint.
The lead character alone is a disaster, he has way too many 'Ricky Gervais in doco mode' style character traits to be taken seriously and is about as menacing as Julian Cleary.
This sequel shares it's predecessors style of relentless, pointless and futile killing in a bid to cover up the absurd and utterly pointless story line, the story (if you can call it that) is a 'whose who' of cinematic clichés, you would have thought that after the slagging Tanter got in reviews for the original movie he might have done some technical research before writing/filming another, but no.
Example - In one scene the good guy SAS MAJOR strolls into the room in a a uniform with two stripes on the sleeve, REALLY??? Surely someone in a film crew of this size must have known that this is the rank insignia of a corporal, SURELY??? I could ramble on about how utterly f**king dire this movie is but you get the idea.
In the interests of fairness the scene outside No.10 where the door gets blown off is f**king great, but a few seconds excitement is not enough to warrant given this utterly awful movie more than 1.
If you feel the need to kill yourself after watching this movie simply climb Paul Tanters ego and jump to his IQ.
He Who Dares (2014)
Dare you to waste 82 minutes of your life......
......that you can't ever get back 'cause of watching this festering pile of film making pus.
Of all the movies made about special forces this has to be the worst ever,my Gran could have written a more convincing plot and my three year old son could have choreographed more believable fight scene tactics.
If you're into SAS style movies give this one a miss as the producers, directors and script writers (who are now hopefully unemployed and unable to insult us with any more such clichéd tedium)should have stuck with 'my little pony''cause they obviously know chuff all about the military (unless of course their plan was to deliberately insult soldiers) with this brain meltingly unbelievable helmet cheese of a movie.
I've never been motivated to write a movie review but when my senses have been so savagely insulted by such utter, 100%, undiluted excrement I feel it's my duty to warn others.
Never thought a movie could be worse than 'Attack of the Killer Tomatoes', but this one is.
AVOID THIS MOVIE AT ALL COSTS