God-tier intellectually pretentious comedy at it's best. The genius of unintended comedy of JCM gets bonus points if you know Portuguese, some of the dialogue is as priceless as it is funny delivered in random, almost surrealist situations and places filled with what can may be intended symbolic décor. Oh, and the soundtrack is majestical.
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Jupiter Ascending
(2015)
Avoid this
22 October 2015
Every cliché possible is used in this mainstream Hollywood with no substance, only special effects who get boring as the (story?) painfully progresses.
I don't know why I went to the movies to see j. ascending with a friend. I spent 8 units on this. We both felt depressed after we left the cinema. I regret doing it, I felt like I was robbed and got aids from an old sex worker.
The actor with pointy ears made me cringe. Mila is as annoying as ever. Not even a sex scene could save this movie. The villain portrays a megalomaniac pedophile, it didn't made sense. All I saw was explosion, planet and stuff, that's about it.
Soundtrack was irrelevant. The dialogue and jokes were unbearable. The Room is a better film than this, by far.
Anyway, life goes on I guess.
I don't know why I went to the movies to see j. ascending with a friend. I spent 8 units on this. We both felt depressed after we left the cinema. I regret doing it, I felt like I was robbed and got aids from an old sex worker.
The actor with pointy ears made me cringe. Mila is as annoying as ever. Not even a sex scene could save this movie. The villain portrays a megalomaniac pedophile, it didn't made sense. All I saw was explosion, planet and stuff, that's about it.
Soundtrack was irrelevant. The dialogue and jokes were unbearable. The Room is a better film than this, by far.
Anyway, life goes on I guess.
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